The dragonology book

SCP but all it does is activate kids autism

Meme image. "what do you bring to a relationship?" me: Below is an image taken from a talk show current affairs program from the 90s that lists: heavy metal videos fantasy role-playing games comics sex symbols/power cartoons drugs

Hello, ladies...

Chips are great because I get to fulfil my fantasy of just eating the pick-up sticks.

This is most of my weekends.

I wanna know who voiced the fleas in Silksong so bad

How many vaguely feminine tree names I can collect before someone stops me

Nothing more special than hearing a favourite song, knowing that there are other people like you out there.

Blocked. Blocked. Blocked. None of you are free from sin.

I love antacids. I've always wanted to monch a stick of chalk and they really take the edge off.

eggs will join a TTRPG campaign.

Ralseipilled (terrified they'll upset The Prophecy if they say the wrong thing)

Marble(?) sculpture of a man holding a curvy woman, found in Perth CBD.

I look like this btw

I feel weird about gifted kid discourse, 'cause I somewhat fit the pattern, but was never actually put in any accelerated programs because the ADHD/autism/trauma fucked my ability to cope with homework

Today: Cucking the Discord app on my computer by opening it in my web browser instead.

Women are for cherishing.

I regret not spending more time with furries so that i could say “I’m not a furry myself I just think it’s sweet” and on my death bed I’d be surrounded by friends in fursuits and I’d say “I think I’m a dog, I think I’m a dipshit fuckin Labrador” and they’d say “we know” and pat me on the head

No I don't want to set up a passkey. No I don't care about two-factor authentication. No you may not know my location. Just no.

The strain on my body is immeasurable and the pain is severe

Girls can do what they want if they ask nice or pull me in by the collar about it, actually.

You'd know!

Perfidious deergirls stole all my lipstick

The prodigal butch returns to its old raving grounds, but hark: Now I can fucking DANCE!

Dreaming about the most beautiful birds that have never existed

Told again today that I dress like "Y2K," whatever that is.

I gotta say, fresh, warm laundry? Killer. I can see why cats love this stuff.

Not sure how this ranks compared to "you have very nice veins."

I won :)

Forced to play with a -2 star handicap in Mario Party so that I don't scare away the Bros.

Rifling through my folder of old ttrpg projects for one that sparks something, anything, please

Help what does this mean