Let's gooooo
They got happy hour lol

I just looked at their menu and I need to go

Catcaine

Alina taking a mirror selfie in a hotel bathroom. She is wearing a sultry black jumpsuit.

Some people say that a hair tie around your wrist will ruin a perfectly good picture. I say it shows that I'm prepared for whatever the night entails.

At least you don't have to get those guys fixed.

The cutest problem!

Trapping her for TNR after the kittens are old enough to not be feeding anymore is going to be quite the feat! If anyone has any advice, I welcome it.

One of the neighborhood strays just had her kittens under our porch yesterday so that's a fun new thing I get to deal with.

This looks almost exactly like Punch House, which is also very much not a dive bar.

Went to Rosemont for work last night so now I have every excuse to avoid anything exxxotica related this weekend and the rest of my life.

Those ear floofs are a sign of a true scamp

I wear her with pride!

Sweet @cola.baby shirt!

Making someone cum is great and all but making them laugh is even better.

The way she treated Kathleen Hanna was abhorrent

Actual women or more Ai?

Braggart

That sounds amazing!

The real anti-depressant I needed, for sure.

I'm not usually a fan of random strangers coming up to me to ask about my tattoos but today while I was waiting in line at the pharmacy a much older woman told me she thought my tattoos were beautiful and it put a huge smile on my face.

This ain't it, my dude.

Loving the early 2000s backpacker vibes of the new @bdolan.bsky.social album. I highly recommend checking it out!

Alina with a gym towel on her shoulders in front of lockers obviously tired from working out

I sweat a bunch yesterday and it felt great

FMTYs on hold until ICE is out of the airports

Love the shelves!

I don't know y'all, maybe we should just stop naming things after men.

They're even better in person 😘

Alina is wearing a black lace dress with strappy heels and taking a mirror selfie while sitting on a bed

Everything is terrible but I'm still hot and taking bookings in Chicago
www.meetalina.com

When you think to yourself that someday you would like to hire a professional to install a skylight in the dining room but the universe gives you a leaky roof instead 🙃