The legal system for the W-I-N in Truth vs tRump. 🇺🇸

Now do Iran. 🇮🇷

I’d go for Elanga but I would also keep Trippier. I think his ability to stay calm on the ball against their press and his leadership is huge in the biggest games. #NUFC

brilliant game. Shame about the pen but I don't care it was 1-1. It was attacking, entertaining footy & we had Barca on the ropes for much of it. I'd have killed to see that 5 years ago. If we go out next week it's been a cracking run. If we don't, we rebuild and go again. Onwards and upwards #nufc

Messi’s kids have posters of Lewis Hall in their bedrooms #NUFC

Absolutely. And I’d much rather we go for it and possibly get a second than sit back. We have conceded late sitting back so many times, why not try for a second.

The game management meltdown is blx.

Sitting back invites pressure, going forward leaves space - either way there’s always a chance of conceding.

The outcome owes more to execution than tactics.

Gutted but so proud of that performance.
Everyone was magnificent

Lewis Hall is world class

Joelinton broke up so many attacks and got us out of tight spots

Elanga is getting better every week and creating more

Ramsdale shows having a keeper who can play with his feet relieves pressure

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Well I guess I’ll have another beer then.

Osula you fucking wonderful bastard! #NUFC

Just going to leave this here... #NUFC

Not any mention of any Newcastle players or their performance on match of the day despite being the better side for large parts of the match. I watch less and less of it these days for that reason. #NUFC

England Rugby

Can’t catch
Can’t kick
Can’t tackle
Can’t concentrate

Other than that it’s going well

#EngIre #6N

At least you should see plenty of goals.

Would love to see the likes of Neave, Shahar and Alex Murphy get some minutes here.

Nerves are shot to pieces. Some relief to get that win. #NUFC

Could see it coming a mile off. The ability in this team to take the sting out of a game when the other team has momentum has been non existent for such a long time. #NUFC

Elon’s emails to Epstein.
Location: Starbase, Texas

[Sky Sports News] David Moyes on being booked for celebrating: “F****** sad isn’t it ?”

I feel strangely ok after that match. I thought we played well and without the individual errors could have won that match. We’ve played a lot worse and won this season.

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Come on Newcastle 🤞#NUFC

They need to be better but it doesn’t help our wingers that no fucker is in the box when they have crossing opportunities. #NUFC

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Crystal Palace fans today

On a side note for tonight it was yet another example that the Premier league has the worst officials in football. Fucking dreadful. #NUFC

Huge result. I need a lie down after that. #NUFC

3 points from a tricky fixture and got better as the game went on so very happy with that.

I thought Joelinton, Thiaw, Miley and Bruno were excellent today. #NUFC

Now please don’t fuck this up!

I mean it would be nice if they got a second and saved me biting all my nails off again.

#NUFC

Very lucky not to concede there. Cannot afford to sit back second half as this Palace side can score from nothing. #NUFC

The game is meant to be about goals but they seem to want to do everything to stop goals counting. Drives me mad how many times goals are ruled out like that.

Said it before and I’ll say it again. If you have to draw lines to find someone a millimetre offside, they’re not fucking offside.

Hall. Been absolute quality.

Also so nice to have Hall back. His calmness on the ball and ability to keep possession is massive. #NUFC