Blueskying oot ma nut

It's the one weekday we don't have to get up quite so early and he always gets up even earlier. Dickhead

What the fuck does my dog have against Friday mornings

I need to do better. Please, hold me accountable. Thank you for your support in this trying time.

Not weird or anything but I hadn't seen you on t'other side for a while and I was checking you hadn't died. Weird innit

I can't quite seem to escape them which has made this site difficult to use

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, bluesky

Went to the office specifically for a meeting today. It's been scheduled for a fortnight. Wee guy waited until 2 minutes before it started to tell me he couldn't make it.

I can barely use this app never mind some other social media. I will never find out what red note is

Matilda. Yet another thing ruined by the English

👀👀👀👀👀

Still shite though. I will die on this hill

The m&s profiterole stack has given me a hard on.

Crap sausages in crap bacon. No thanks!

Maybe a little 😫

Hope you're alright pal x

Pigs in blankets are still horrible. Will never be convinced by the little dickheads

Posted at exactly 23:59!

Merry Christmas to my bluesky pals

Lots of bots on here now. Love it.

One of my favourite ever things on the internet. It was so powerful 20 odd years ago

The thinking man's meal deal

2 years ago we took this wee legend home. Treated him to a haircut today to celebrate.

An awful lot of racist shite is creeping through my heavily mute-filtered timeline on twitter. The end is nigh with that one.

'throw the baby out with the bathwater' is such a weird saying and I could never imagine using it. Therefore I am judging anyone who does.

Spot the imposter.

Picked up another couple of books from the library today. What a Saturday!

Exactly!!!

The concept of a 4 day working week is great but why is everyone so smug about it. 'My working week is Mon-Thurs' ok well fuck you too mate

Lol had this for ages just never really bothered. Twitter notifications keep me coming back, annoyingly.