Should potholing be banned?

You'll only drive it underground.

Velvet Beluga #WhaleSupergrouos

Hey @ianvisits.co.uk , I realise you aren't personally eligible for this, but maybe some of your Mark or Marc followers would be.

Yeah, and how's that working out for you?

It's the "As a result, he ended up on the ground on his back" that gets me

Rules are only for the little people

If you see this, quote with a pic of you in glasses

Making sure large pieces of public infrastructure don't collapse

a poster that says do n't panic in red letters Alt: Don't panic in large friendly letters

Listening to the full length version of "Journey of the Sorcerer" while driving back from Tescos

The sad alternative version of the Danger! UXB theme tune always made me well up

youtu.be/mZg3OYz-Mq4?...

Three sentenced for 'man in bear suit' insurance scam

"What causes the pip in poultry?"

A National Railway Museum postcard of a replica of Stephensons/Rastrick "Rocket" locomotive, a bright yellow machine with a long, white chimney

Sending a postcard entry to a competition like it's 1996

I’m looking for an automated way to read others’s scientific data without giving credit or acknowledgement, and also claim full credit for insights from it. And I want it to have a fitting name

OAI: say no more

Regino Ginelli?

I left my home near Clitheroe to look for work and I'm so homesick. I was looking for a job and then I found a job and, heavens knows, I miss Ribble now.

Having to go door-to-door and misunderstand random people's jokes #BlueSkyDown

Rolling my eyes at somebody standing on the left of the escalators at Waterloo tube

Best gig I've been to since the RuPert Broke drag act.

An advert from the latest issue for "The Bootleg Betjeman" - The UK's foremost poet laureate tribute act. With special guest support from "Fraud Byron"

From the latest issue (sorry no refunds). shop.viz.co.uk/viz355bs

I'm not sure its cinematographer was aware of it at the time

Post your favorite film from the year you turned 18.

🎶"Driving fast down the M3
I broke the limit and it broke me
Had to get to Fleet cos I needed a wee
I broke the limit and it broke me
They charged me money like it's a crime
I thought "Is this country free?"
I wrote in my column for The Times
I broke the limit and it broke me"🎶

I always got those two mixed up, too

a man in a suit and tie says ich nichten lichten in front of a building . ALT: a man in a suit and tie says ich nichten lichten in front of a building .

Sunday evening

Oh blimey, I hear the pitter-patter of a million Emergency Podcasts on the Hungarian elections

Aw, crap, someone's already done this joke

bsky.app/profile/rufu...

"In the future, everyone will blockade the Strait of Hormuz for 15 minutes"

"Empires are defined by the logistical reach they can exert"

Fascinating over-arching history of somewhat of an Empire that sometimes included Rome and whose power was partly defined by His Holiness – but was more of a vibe. How much did Vienna mean to people, anyway?