Kimbrel is a cursed player that baseball as a sport seems to not be able to shake off.

imagine flying to the moon and back and the first thing you find out after splashdown is that your favorite team just blew a 4-0 lead

Why are the Phillies trying to hurt me on Easter Sunday?!

A set of screenshots from DEEP SPACE NINE. An old Klingon throws his arms around Dax and shouts "Curzon, my beloved old friend!" Dax returns the hug and says "I'm Jadzia now." The Klingon grabs her shoulders, smiles, and says "Jadzia, my beloved old friend!"

Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.

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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Can’t protest? Here are other ways to get involved in LA There are lots of other ways to make a difference during Los Angeles ICE raids. “We need you, the people, to stand with immigrants.”

LA- if you’re wondering what you can do HERE to help our neighbors, this is a great list of places and ways to start. lapublicpress.org/2025/06/la-p...

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Abolish ICE and do what you can for people on the ground in the meantime.

He was doing what many have been saying white men should be doing. He went outside to observe, he documented, he put his body on the line to protect another person and for this he was murdered by the gatekeepers of the fascist regime.

a heavily armed paramilitary force with legal immunity is occupying a city and going door to door kidnapping non-white adults and children in furtherance of an explicitly white nationalist political project

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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Adolis García is going to unplug Morgan Wallen from the aux in the Phillies clubhouse and it’s going to be like one of those shouting scenes from Invasion of the Body Snatchers

laughing at the Mets for losing Edwin Diaz even though it further charges up the Dodgers death star

The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04

How can you not be romantic about baseball? [DEROGATORY] [COMPLIMENTARY]

If you're cold, they're cold. Dig up that skeleton and bring them inside.

Are they… gonna have to make Kike Hernandez pitch? Are we to that part of the World Series? #worldseries2025 #dodgers

I have an idea for baseball where everyone has a knife

wearing a “Phils, hit a home run here!” shirt to tonight’s game and watching Trea Turner single me out in the crowd so security can shoot me in the head.

Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.

are the phillies winning games? no. but are the games fun to watch? also no. but are there at least signs of encouragement? still no.

I am never not thinking about the cheese potato cup from Duffy’s on the Lake in Wildwood, NJ.

The cheese potato cup from Duffy’s on the Lake in Wildwood. I miss her.

a man with a hat and a mustache says i just don 't think i could bear it Alt: Val Kilmer in Tombstone- a man with a hat and a mustache says, “I just don’t think I could bear it.”

I talked about Val Kilmer almost as much as my now-husband in my wedding vows. Thank you for the movies, Val 💔