DO NOT CALL IT EGG ROLLS WITH AN S IF YOU ONLY GET ONE EGG ROLL. THE MENU SAYS EGG ROLLS NOT EGG ROLL.

We liked it

Astros win

Man, ’eSOCKed dat one

@bencollins.bsky.social will you be keeping InfoWars in Austin? and if so, will you be hiring?

i stopped caring about the nfl draft when i finally accepted the texans will never make the super bowl

Evergreen reminder this 420: No one should be in prison for weed.

ngl a fire sale could hit in july. if done right, they could contend again in a year or two. yordan alone is worth an entire AA championship roster

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

lmao

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

i tried watching the pitt and only lasted 30ish minutes. how can you put yourself through that? not for me.

Friends, I just tried the Blood & Honey from Revolver Brewing and I happy to tell you to not do that

You got that right. I’m team Vaz should be C1 for a while. But I’m not very committed to that take

Still not convinced he’s not C2

Oh fuck yeah

wow. I mean if you wanna talk… I’m here

Astros win

Just sounds nasty

Rangers city connects unis

“if I die, clear my browser history.” Bro no. if I die, clear my following list on ig

make it Cease

every day the astros either activate a guy or put a guy on the injured list that makes me say who tf is that

i'm convinced nathan fielder is the smartest person in the world

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

when i get sick, i start drinking V8 and homemade chicken stock. usually, mixed together.

and sometimes whiskey tea with lemon and honey.

(retroactively) Astros win

HAHAHAHAHAHA here we go again