I don't know. Since Kyle Sandilands and Alan Jones went off air I'd say we're doing okay at dealing with feral pigs.

Like, the call's coming from inside your fucking house.

Simon. Mate. You write for a broadsheet newspaper owned by on nonagenerian billionaire who controls vast swathes of the world's media. You are the fucking elite.

I've still got my Trumpcoin I'm fine

Damn. I still had money on Obama being the first US President to praise Allah...

You'd have thought the business lobby would justt be happy there are an extra 10, 000 people visiting those CBD businesses...

From her $2million coastal home, Michelle won't just be tone deaf, she'll be out of the range of normal hearing.

No mortgage? Oh so she's raising rates just cause she likes watching her neighbours suffer.

So the RBA Governor is lifting interest rates to fight inflation caused by excess spending by...the RBA governor.

To be fair to her, that conviction was overturned

Be fair. Testicles are useful.

Does someone want to explain to Chris that being a "conviction politician" is only a good thing if the convictions are good?

Though the writing in the kids books is more believable

Seriously, is this a paid opinion column or is the AFR getting paid to run this industry ad?

Wait, so the AFR's "Oil and gas industry representative" thinks taxing the oil and gas industry is a "bad idea"? I'm shocked...

Paul Kelly: "It was an illegal scheme that killed people but won't someone think of the poor guy who came up with it!?"

Australia's "most serious" political commentator more concerned with the damage Robodebt did to Morrison's reputation, than with the people who literally died.

Yes. The real victim of Robodebt was *checks notes* Scott Morrison...

Can we get him on Triple M breakfast?

Then fucking leeeeave dude

Wait oil tankers are called "merchant ships"?

So BP's just sending some dude with a jar of cinnamon sticks and saffron threads in exchange for a barrel of unleaded this whole time?

There was "at worst, a troubled setllement" of Australia...?

Is that like you how were an adviser to Australia's "best prime minister"?

Now taking bets on whether Matt Canavan will turn up to this first press conference as leader in coal dust blackface

Were those 4 words "wow...we're both awful"?

When the world feels chaotic remember, The Guardian will always be there to go full Guardian

The Iran War won't feel real until The Age/SMH print: "what will the Middle East conflict do to Melbourne and Sydney property prices?"

US foreign policy genius: "So like, what if we took that mass shooting problem we have...but made it everyone's problem too?"

Personally, I'm just happy Melania Trump is chairing the UN Security Council in a couple of days to sort this whole "Iran" thing out...

Turns out that the punishment for assaulting a journalist who works for The Oz is being forced to write for them.

Who's going to tell the AFR that defending the "ultra-elite" in the Epstein files might not be a good hill to die on?