Yeah, but then my entire hole prolapsed and now the whole house smells like a dairy farm from the constant stream of gapefarts :(

like #hella yeah, it is #offthechain, I believe the #hipyouth say these days! #tubular! 😃 #hooray

become the Otto Dix of fat saurian/avian asses, it's about time for a triptych tbh

"Fresh air" is overrated, duckwife farts are filtered just for you, with added junk to make it healthy!

That's no way to behave around hatchlings!

Love the colors and the setting on this one! (Also goddamn, that's really profoundly hot...hope somebody was filming her~)

Farm-themed bowling alley where the ball returns are all loose, gaping cow buttholes...now that's a solid business plan

That fellow gives met he creeps. Heebie-jeebies. Real ne'er-do-well. Doubt he rewinds his tapes.

fuck, that's good...for some reason, those lil tit freckles alone are making me just gush over her lol

Wow, love the hooded look! Now surely no one will recognize her when she pulls off a heinous act in the ring involving her opponents beak and her butthole...who knows who that could be under the mask, surely not her!

I pray that there'll be some steaming cow manure this year, those big girls have gotta be pretty backed up by now 🥴

scalesona I'm afraid, some are even saying feathersona

Ooh sick! It'd be interesting to see how lips would look on the end of that, but it might get a bit clunky lol

67 dude!

Thank GOD, post that shit! World needs it fr!! Now the west will be saved!!! Ten Million years of quackcheeks!!!!

It really captures her "personality" well, how she really is on that line of cartoon character bird but also still within bounds as being somewhat realistic

I *had* made somethin' prettier but the ol' 'puter crashed...so instead I attempted to capture the essence of Jess, or "Jessence" as everyone's calling it these days

Gotta lick all the ass sweat off her hand when she takes it out frfrfr

Finally, an ass that can make a boiled dinner

Super cute! But also god she is hot as hell, those shoes.....

Imagining her playing baseball in that outfit, hittin’ the ol sandlot in sweltering summer heat

What if she fucked another jess 😳😳😳

Erm…not cool.

It’s those intangible things that don’t need to be translated that can be most illuminating of all, regardless of culture

Loved the story, and great to see it illustrated in all its shithole-pounding glory~

pote pense qu'il peut s'en tirer 😭😭regardez ces chiens travailler sur cette merde 😤😤😤

Erm...DOGE?!? Well memed my good sir!!!!🤪😂🚷

Wait, does that mean no more Skibidi? Not even some Ohio? But...no, not anymore Rizz...please...you don't mean; no more GYATT? For god's sake, at least a little bit of Chungus now and again...

it's a portfolio, you gotta get the *whole* dyna

Is it true you have a singular green glowing eye under your left big toe toenail or is that just another spiteful rumor