“Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark” reference in Draft Day is elite and I’d never noticed it

Willy Shakespeare

The Doctor of Thuganomics

Happy Birthday to two men with an indelible impact on world culture

with zero sarcasm this is good government and we should do this immediately

BLUE SKY REPLY VOICE: That photo is from 2020, Vrabel’s real crime is disregarding COVID protocols

Willy Shakespeare

The Doctor of Thuganomics

Happy Birthday to two men with an indelible impact on world culture

Now hold on there, Horse Bot

Here's what's funny about this

It got leaked by FIFA because it actually really pissed FIFA off

because undermining the interests of many corrupt smaller FAs is the one line that FIFA leadership cannot afford to cross, their power is fully dependent on their ability to leverage those FAs' votes

Oooooh, I see why WB tried to bury this now

I would not read a whole sonnet during your Jeopardy! “Meet The Contestant” moment

But that’s just me

Lottery pick coming back to school, you say?

Are they really just calling him “the boss” like fucking Stalin now?

Trae Young bowing in New York

Oh that’s as funny a way for it to end

CAW CAW

Kuminga my WORD

the edsbs charity bowl has now raised more money than the entire amount the sugar bowl foundation gave to charity last year ($435,600 on $74 million in net assets)

There was probably still some hanging around in the bloodstream

Starting to consider many of the users of this website are dumbshit stupid

Ripped Bill isn’t real and can’t hurt you

Unless

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

Wonder if that was around the time he had the amnesia chili

Between the Charity Bowl and Tim Onion discussing the Infowars acquisition on Pablo Torre's show, the timeline's got me crying a little bit today (complimentary).

Everything about this rules

Charity Bowl 2026 donation of $31.11

Vols winning in the Swamp

Horrendous vibes game all-around. Never play it outside September again. Still a win in the Swamp!

#CharitibundiBowl #CharityBowl2026

In a TV theory class I took in college, we were asked our favorite TV tropes and I said wrestling and the Spanish announcer table.

I became the teacher for 10 minutes.

The smoke flash bit was exceptional

Alright. I’ll bite:

What’s a Danhausen

Two matches with two hours left? Oh yeah, we’re locking in for that main event

COYS,

Demon