Reaching into hammer space is fun, the real trick is reaching into your hammer space from someone else’s behind :3c

Introducing Slurp energy: bubblegum shark attack™ !

𝘚𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘱 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘺: 𝘣𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘶𝘮 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘬™ 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰. 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬, 𝘚𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘱 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘺: 𝘣𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘶𝘮 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘬™ 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 5700% 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘢𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦, 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 / 𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴

@dlrowdog.bsky.social might be of interest <3

AYY, always nice to see people trying to take care of hardware that needs it :)

🤝

Remember, if a friend can’t fit through a door, they’ll thank you later when you tf them into something squishier. C:

“Waiter does this dish contain blueberries?” “Not a one.” “Well why not? >:C”

“Flavor-blasted.” :3c

Just blastin’

The three flavors of NeoGeo: Airy Enormous Sucker, Malleable Very Squishy, and CD (because they were flattened into one.)

That post-juicing clarity…

When it’s 4:30am and you have to destroy a bathroom but feel 5000% relief after and go back to bed and have amazing sleep.

Cookie dough? Yeah I still have a few tubes of him left- IT. Few tubes of IT left… >.> hey while you’re here could you check this press? It seems to be jammed up

[Odd Couple theme intensifies]

Wolfo, now in beautiful TECHNICOLOR

About time I do a finished piece with this big ol' toon, was a lot of fun to tighten up his design and I'm super pleased with how this form ended up looking!

And just saying, either by mallet or by monobutt, you're GONNA get smashed >:03

Each ToonLax Valentine’s box comes with a different treat to cater for kinks, and a video of your partner being put into the press that forms the treats!

When a day has been so frustrating that you just wanna look at weird toony stuff and crank it. No punchline here, but sometimes that mood is very real.

Time for your massage! Hmm… I think I have this right… you know, don’t worry about that your ankles are by your ears. They say this shape is good for limbo!

“Yeah, made the costumes real sexy like ya wanted, boss!” “What?”

Oh this tub? Yeah that’s the last boyfriend. He’s fine, just gotta use the fun factory to mould him into shape.

Some great squishy chonk action :3

Lammy v1.2 Update to fix some issues, add a new expression and add a Ma-san charm! #vrchat
chunkerbuns.itch.io/lammy
chunkerbuns.gumroad.com/l/Lammy

Make Discord lose tbe most amount of money before jumping ship. Cancel your nitros- use your time to complain about ID plans. Make their lives misery first.

Guys, dont immediately jump ship. Complain on Discords forums. Spam their emails. Make noise. We'll never tackle the overlying problem if we just keep jumping ship.

Discord is easy to bully out of doing shit. We've made them stop doing NFT shit. We can stop them taking ID's. :)

Gosh, the Super Bowl was so lame it made the freezing weather too embarrassed to stick around…

Tips for maximum flustering of a victim of candy tf. Lean on top of them from behind to squish their torso down, and give their face a good stretch outwards. <3

No marshmallows for your hot chocolate? Just slip some ToonLax Mallow Maker into your partner’s mug and within minutes marshmallows galore*!

*new partner will be needed after

Dangerously cold tonight.

Supplies: check.
Blankets: check.
Heated blanket: check.
Suspiciously vore-coded blanket: yes.

Ok ok. Better deal: i keep inflating you. That’s the deal. Take it or… take it.