I am storing it on my floor of course

hello this is the lockpicking lawyer, and what i have for you today is this old stargate from egypt. okay, we got a click from chevron one. nothing on chevron two... chevron two encoded... [skips 20s] FWOOSHZOOMPFH well that was remarkably easy

oh okay

emily would you like to be crushed like a little bug?

lol

i have a seven meter long tube if you want it. it was delivered today :D

well then you gotta get the dress and the big stick too

like really fluffy i expect. floofy

i'm pretty sure it's this! just that my particular mat is slightly off

got a shout out at work today for calling our customers a distributed fuzzing platform

been referring to "cabbage" as "cabj" lately. follow for more pronunciation tips and tricks

ooh. thanks

Olympus OM-20! now that's a camera-shaped camera

what is going on here

i'm guessing this is like something like celery that they tore apart a bit

YOU THERE! STOP THAT MOUSE

the same swatch booklet on the same cutting mat, now open to RAL 6000 Patina Green. you were paying attention earlier, right? it's a close match! but not exact

oh hey this is Cutting Mat Green

RAL K7 "Classic" standardised colour swatches, spread on a green cutting mat. we're looking at various greens and browns, Mouse Grey and Squirrel Grey in particular. The names seem to bear little resemblance to the actual colours. but you know, gotta name 'em something

okay who wants to go to the park with me and check if the squirrels are actually RAL 700 Squirrel Grey or if they are out of spec

earlier somebody posted "how do i meet girls?" and i didn't see who it was and i can't find the post now, but this is my suggestion

i got a RAL standard colour swatch booklet, so if you wanted to go around and check compliance for the colour saturation on traffic signs and instances of the scottish flag together, we could do that 🥺

red, the pink looks a bit anemic against the brown leather imo

(today's breakfast is sasuages and strepsils)

this tweet sponsored by me storing two strepsils inside my mouth, suddenly remembering i hadn't taken HRT yet, and simultaneously swallowing three small pills with a glass of water, but not the strepsils yet see

i think humans should have more little pouches. like inside our cheeks and other convenient places where we can temporarily store small and precious things for a few moments or more. i don't mean externally, i don't want to attach things to my body. do not @ me about the pockets

my good friend does not own a spare duvet, but I have constructed a makeshift fort out of couch pillows

the most important thing about being in bed is getting squished underneath something heavy. girlfriend, cat, bunch of pillows, several computers, a weighted blanket, rubble of a collapsed building, the heart of a neutron star, the crushing sense of mortality. doesn't matter. as long as it's heavy

yes, but you see the bevel on the end there? i can't find flush ones

incidentally if you're ever after extremely precise flush side cutters, can recommend lindström. they're extremely good, definitely in that tiny category of tools i consider a pleasure to use

okay, i ordered me the most promising-looking one of these. thank you

oh so that's how they work! thanks. i hadn't understood what the slide hammer part is doing