Rat Funk.

The Kama Sutra should be called Sex Position Exposition

Sorry the coke was laced with Gnome, uh, you're gonna be a Gnome for a while...

5th/16 (3-2) at dmgc, beat skizm, psyrex, and trejohn, lost to gabe and colton
I have such a good gameplan going into the fox ditto and then I play someone slightly faster/smarter and I try to be them too much and die for it
I need to just be me, but better, but not someone else lol
GGs

Dr. Mario really is a miracle worker, he did Link's top surgery and is the reason Toad's head looks like that

Do you think Doc Oc charges Spiderman $1200 a visit?

Doctors are just drug dealers that go to jail slightly less often

Doctors appointments are like job interviews, but instead of being hired onto The Job, you are prescribed The Drug

5th/15 (3-2) at dmgc, beat trey, trejohn, and tato; lost to gdubs and diggles
Finally playing on a good controller and its showing, 2-0d trejohn instead of winning game 5 and beat tato game 5 instead of getting 2-0d lol
I must get better vs fox and get my monitor fixed so i can play online
GGs
:)

Found an T3 oem in my closet that feels pretty decent, and the triwing screws look like its never been opened before lol
Will probably end up using that one until i have a more permanent solution

Incredibly frustrating to work so hard and be playing so well, just for my controller to develop snapback so bad i cant dash dance and jump every time i press down over the course of pre-weekly friendlies, fucked up and i cant take it anymore

I have to recalibrate my controller like once every 2 hours of play, which just feels like something nobody should have to deal with. Desperately need new phob or whatever idc anymore, might even switch to box just so i dont have to deal with this shit anymore, straight up cant win a set on this one

Need new controller

I'm the best player in the world if my mental helped as much as it hindered

they finally revealed the VA for Seven in Deadlock and this is the funniest credit on BTVA i've ever seen

Had a lot of fun cheering for my friends yesterday :)
Unfortunate I couldn't play at my peak for as long as I needed but I at least played pretty well in pools, the endurance required to play a 10 all day is just something i dont have yet, i must play a million more hours of melee
GGs minisoda

13th/a billion gamers at MMM, lost to lloid cuz i never fight sheik and lost to veggies420 cuz i never fight samus, lost to evillyn cuz my controller was sent from baphomets and beezelbubs to torment me for actions in a previous life
GGs gamers
I will be better.

5th/15 (3-2) at DMGC, beat Mavvrik, BeastlyTrey, and avenged owen by beating Trejohn6 g5 last stock. Also took a game off cbb which I haven't done before. Minnesota arcadian next, i just wanna play the best melee i can and get as many iowa players in top 8 as possible, maybe even win?
GGs
-RAT!

so long... gay bowser

Rat 🥴 Drunk 🥴

7th/19 (2-2) at dmgc, lost to Dronu and lost a game 5 heater to Owen, beat Graycode and Tienda. Owen fixed my controller last night and I've been playing so much better all day, gotta get better vs really neutral heavy puffs in prep for the Minnesota arcadian but I think I played extremely well
GGs

Metallica but replace James Hetfield with Strong Bad

I think I have hypersomnia

Robin from Animal Crossing "flowers are kinda like women, on a pizza"

Happy International Women's Day ❤️

9th/21 (1-2) at DMGC, lost to Slowking and Boigan for 9th which is TOUGH but oh well, gotta get better neutral against falco, I'm just so clueless in that matchup compared to every other one. Beat Tuffy 2-0 tho :)
I hope we have more big ass weeklies in the future
I will be better next time
GGs

Crazy cuz I know a Rat with a Rat name

We're running a first to 1 million in the overnight venue
@gdubsmp4.bsky.social

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