IF YOU WANT THAT, PLAY OVERWATCH! IF YOU WANT THAT, PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! PLAY A DIFFERENT GAME! THIS IS UMA MOTHERFUCKERS! YOU GET RUSHED, YOU DIE! YOU GET RUSHED! YOU DIE! YOU GET RUSHED, YOU LOSE THE RACE, YOU LOSE THE CM! IT'S A RACING GAME!
“Pushing up my glasses. Oh this skill from this particularl timing. Oh this build doesn’t work in theory because this particular position of accel 🤓.”
YOU'RE GONNA GET RUN DOWN IN THE RACE! YOU'RE GONNA LOSE THE CM! IT'S A HORSE GAME! IT'S A RACE SIM!
Listen, there's a subsection of the playerbase out there that thinks the game needs to be defined down to the numbers. The analytics.
Pace chaser mains are the fucking worst nightmare of the armchair analyst. They do not make sense as a playstyle! They make oshi-based decisions! They play the game exactly howt he fucking MOBA crowd hates it!
This is Mamdani's New York, or something idk I live in California
SERIOUSLY I'M TRYING TO EDIT AND I HAVE THIS VIDEO OF SILENCE WITH RANDOM CLICKERS AND MY THOUGHT PROCESS FUCKING HALTS EVERY TIME I HEAR IT HOWWWWWWWWWW
til at some point i am clicker trained and i have no clue how or when
i think i need to look in the mirror and reconsider my life
pain
great frame LMAO
I have done 50 careers at this point
I have made sure I never have less than 20% odds of hitting S medium across a career
I have hit S med 0 times
Literal 0.001% odds
No human language can truly describe the absolute fuckery I’ve been through prepping for this CM
Discord has tried to kill my account twice in three days and I just want to make sure they know no I did not get hacked
What does a bitch gotta do to talk to an actual human for customer support these days?
whenever Curren Chan is live the chat will sometimes relentlessly insist they see "The Girl" and sometimes Curren will finally relent and go to the dorm kitchen to find Admire Vega and pose with her (she was eating dinner and is kind of confused)
i'm back
youtu.be/l7tX7slQjgU
guys donot gamble
i said if i rolled a nat d20 ao na d20 i would hcug a ful bottle off sojuj
guess who's the iod toiwho hit a nat 20
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
soon
Good news: bought a VR headset!
Bad news: it was secondhand and from a cat owner. I am allergic to cats.
I have never seen one of my eyes that red before.
my face scamming my way into b finals after losing 11 races in a row
My body into this
is a machine
that turns this
Y'all the fucking Uma personality test just called me tizzed up to the max I have never been so insulted yet seen at the same time
New project coming soon™
Unrelated Creek images, we stan a bi queen
SURELY this is enough
fuck off really
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I just received Aokin USB Sensor Bar for Wii, Replacement USB Wired Infrared Ray Sensor Bar for Nintendo Wii, Wii U, Includes Clear Stand, Silver/Black from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/caprielle #throne
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I just received Uma Musume: Pretty Derby - Tamamo Cross (Bandai Spirits) - Brand New by Solaris Japan from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/caprielle #throne
Scenario tier list but by their scenario song
(For URA I'm counting Umapyoi, even though it's technically not unique to it)
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Camouflage
I love Make a New Track
Girl what
