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Vicki's off to The Curragh for Trackside this weekend - live paddock coverage for both Saturday and Sunday! Get in touch if you'd like the feed!

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It Worked In The 80's? #5 Penalised Winners Andrew Mount discusses opposing winning horses that are running again under a penalty.

I’ve published two new videos this week, one with @trendhorses.bsky.social & one with @chutneydave.bsky.social two shrewd horseracing judges. If you enjoy our stuff please share, comment or like.

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Simon Nott Zooms-In #15 Trackside and Sporting Life's 'Chutney' Dave Massey. Simon Nott Zooms-In #14 talking to Trackside and The Sporting Life's 'Chutney' Dave Massey about betting and Trackside, live info from the paddock.

Simon Nott Zooms-In episode 14 with Trackside and @sportingliferacing.bsky.social
‘Chutney’ Dave Massey talking betting and the importance of how horses look in the paddock www.simonnott.co.uk/blog-racing/...

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Not the sort of person you'd want to have to throw a surprise birthday party for....

11 months ago 1 0 1 0

Congratulations Helen! Have a great day today!

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Sweet e3 aw2haw2q22s5aaydc64ad

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Roving Reports: Do You Know Where You’re Going To…? Where to start the latest missive from around the tracks? Aintree would seem like an obvious start point after last week, but then again, I haven't told you about what happened at Cheltenham either, writes David Massey. So do we start there? No, I'll tell you what, let's start at Clacket Lane Services, and with […] The post Roving Reports: Do You Know Where You’re Going To…? first appeared on geegeez.co.uk.
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Aintree-bound at two. Miss the worst of the traffic, hopefully. Very much looking forward to seeing Battle Born Lad on Friday, have a feeling he could be a proper tool next year, lovely sort

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Lovely quiet week this week, might do a bit of Rasen Wednesday if we get a few runners, then off to Warwick Thursday, and what's this? - a Flat fixture at Doncaster? Who sneaked that in there for me? #trackside

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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Be interesting to see how RG looks - every time I've seen him this year he's looked in need of it. Sorry to hear about bank card woes btw, the worst time for it to happen.

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Well that's two of us cheering him home, at least

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I've done 2 previews last two nights and made damn sure the handicaps got the most mentions. No Ordinary Joe and Midnight Our Fred will ensure a winning week! Here's hoping....

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Paddy Power High Court case: Gardener wins £1m payout Corrine Durber was told her jackpot was a computer error, but a judge ruled in her favour.

BBC News - Paddy Power High Court case: Gardener wins £1m payout - BBC News
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I like this judge. "Screw palp" appears to be the message...

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In typical fashion, as soon as I'm due to do a preview evening (tomorrow) I get a raging sore throat and start sneezing...

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At least I get Chepstow, even if I didn't get Hereford. According to Maps, it's 8 years since the last visit. The flooding was bad here yesterday - at one point on the journey from Worcester I had to turn around after seeing a 4x4 struggle through a flooded village.

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Off to sunny Cheltenham today where I'm fully expecting the words "low sun" to come into play. Have a feeling today might be a Knockara Beau-type shock day....

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Worryingly this just keeps happening

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Oh dear. Rather glad I didn't set off for Ludlow now.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

See you there...

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Leanne is going to talk herself into the book....

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Nice to finally get back out of the house and on a racecourse again. Super Southwell the destination. Have made a loaf to take along for us all to share with the soup. Hoping for spicy parsnip.

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Simon Nott Zooms In #1 - Professional Punter Brett Lloyd. Simon Nott has a catch up chat with professional punter Brett Lloyd.

Here's something new from me, 'Simon Nott Zooms In' a video series where I revisit people in the game for an informal chat. This is #1 and features professional punter Brett Lloyd currently basking in Thailand.

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I, for one, find it hard to believe Lingfield is off when, according to their course report yesterday morning, it was raceable at *checks notes* 3pm on Friday

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I saw them at the King George Hall in Blackburn, supported by Interstella. Took a butcher's daughter along for the evening.

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Someone at Timeform clearly a fan of the early-90s Manchester baggy scene....not you, is it @danbarbertf.bsky.social?

1 year ago 3 0 1 0

When a clerk uses the word "optimistic" in a going report, fine them two grand. Make it five if they add "cautiously" and ten if the fixture is subsequently called off. That'll learn 'em

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There are so many easy targets in there Jim it's almost embarrassing. They might eventually catch one, but as you say, it'll be more luck than judgement

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Glint in your eye? Suspicious. Smile a lot? Absolute wrong 'un. Eat your breakfast croissant in a weird way? Traitor all day long.

What a hopeless, rudderless lot....

#thetraitors

1 year ago 4 1 1 0
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Indeed, one of my favourite January fixtures. Any chance Kempton might be on, or am I clutching at particularly thin straws there too?

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

They really are clueless. Almost cheering for the Traitors at this point, for all Linda's useless....

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