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Taking a MH day from work.

Might be fired soon. Dunno.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

If I were in Persona I'd jump in front of every attack aimed at the MC that makes you asleep

I’ve always wanted to hold a small pinball tournament where the only rule was that you’re not allowed to move Meatloaf.

Yes I am 35 pulling the :3 you can pry it from my cold, dead hands

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.

PWHL in Raleigh, cheap tickets

I'm so lucky to have a supportive, loving found family. 💕💕💕🥰

Read the entire thread, this is sunday joy!

screenshot of vaporeon in the evolution page in pokemon soul silver with the text "Congratulations! Your Fishpuppy"

Congratulations! Your Fishpuppy

Good shit still happens

The allegations are true

always time for pets 🐾

I too would fight Chucklefuck with 0 provocation.

O captain, my captain!!

@asaposting.bsky.social is hot

Playoffs time is here, which means it's time for annoying dudes who only read headlines to bend over backwards finding new ways to ignore or discount the Canes

#RaiseUp #LetsGoCanes

Exactly as the post said, by Mike's photos of beavers on Instagram.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a beautiful unbothered beaver and you as an impotently hissing goose

YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)

As it turns out, having 12yos wear "JUICY" on the ass was incredibly fucked up

It’s wild living in the Information Age and the Dark Age at the same time.

I love you so much

Don't start none; won't be none

It seems deeply unfair that I have to peel myself away from my loving family to go to work and defend reasonable actions

Que

Exactly one year ago today:

exeggcute Dec 27, 2025 Follow ... the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it's probably too late to pick a different one terri-theslime13 Dec 28, 2025 ... I just heard about the recency bias, and honestly I think it's gotta be the best one ever blueflyingturtleontheway Feb 16 ... Everyone is saying that the bandwagon effect is the best bias, so they have to be right embrace-of-the-cold Mar 11 I once had this one logic professor who said that appeal to authority is the best fallacy. She's an expert in logic, so she must be right.

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Keeses