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Posts by E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️

halm tape mockup

halm tape mockup

Fiadh is excited to announce the first installment of our collaboration with Halm, Secrets to an Endarkened Realm.’ This epic world building album by the Swiss medieval fantasy ambient artist is sweeping in scale & the perfect gaming soundtrack.

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a rotten soldier, a sweet cheese, a good time boy

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I love a vocalist who sounds like they might actually puke

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god I wish I still had that meme of the blindfolded guy saying "I can't find my wallet or my blindfold"

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remember that month or so in like 2012 when people thought Xanthocroid were gonna be huge because they covered Wintersun the exact second Jari blew all his goodwill from the self titled?

no? I'll go back to bed

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like, Triptych Lux is their best song overall imo, it's the evolution from Portal that they couldn't hold over time

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my NeO hot take is at least 75% of Citadel is just as good, and sometimes better, than Portal Of I

Urn and onwards tho is just... fine

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an important thing to remember about Dune is that, yes, it's a neo-feudal hellscape of oppression and extraction on a scale most humans now can't even conceptualize, but it's also adamant that it was even worse with unchecked AI

we're on track to live the -worse- version of Dune

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-intro to Rush's Necromancer ad infinitum-

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"wow you've played over 20 years? you must be really good"

yeah totally, check out this funny noise i can make it do over and over and over and over and

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27 flavors is too many, you put them together and they taste like nothing

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I spent too long trying to think of an innuendo and now I think the vague implication is funnier anyway

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when you sneeze yourself awake

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the constant whiplash between "I love you Resident Evil 0" and "Resident Evil 0 sucks ass" is actually a core mechanic and a genius design choice by the developers

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I could be one

I move underneath the board

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I have many potatoes to seed right now

that's how I lure 'em in

potatoes

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Argonian in a Razorbacks hat

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THREE STRIPES ON MY BODY MAKE MY SWAG REAL TIGHT

-you are now complicit in conspiracy and war crimes-

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I would like to wish everyone playing Crimson Desert a very "move 3 sacks to the marked area"

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currency should not exist

value isn't real

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"there's a lot of cool things you can do with explosives and trees that I'm not gonna get into" is a real banger of a sentence that I could get myself into a lot of trouble with in the wrong context

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two copies of God Emperor of Dune

two copies of God Emperor of Dune

which one tho

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this Ace Publishing set is the one I just finished getting for myself

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I know i contributed to a public Sessler crashout a while ago, but I also still have some of Xplay's Splinter Cell Co-op Theater skits entirely memorized and I can't explain why

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we will never breathe the air of a pre-industrial Earth and there will never be a Half Life 3

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I have a joke about wearing aviators to confuse cops that I've used in every single social space I've ever been in

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vibe-moderating

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Most believe that a satisfactory future requires a return to an idealized past, a past which never in fact existed.

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Nick you know damn well what hardwood shelves would do to the gas mileage of that van

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oh to live in a time where you and your friends could start a new country just by beating up some rich guys and squatting in their castles

shut up I know how war works, I've read books you know

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