a cartoon of a man blowing a bubble with a purple head behind him ALT: a cartoon of a man blowing a bubble with a purple head behind him

Similar vibe, same show

Hmm yes, though we had the same idea... have you ever heard of the phrase "fight like cats in a sack?"

But it could work for you!

The Ascension:

"Look, I'm not much good at big speeches, and I know I haven't always been an easy guy to get on with. And I know that, given the choice, I probably wouldn't have chosen you as friends. But, I just want to say... that over the years I have come to regard you as... people... I met."

I both want, and do not want to receive this mug as a gift from my kids

😂

Ah yes,

the Pope (God's representative on Earth)

Vs

Vance - what you get if Will Riker was kicked in the head by a horse, and *then* assimilated to the Borg

On theology

Incredibly, it would appear that Donald Trump is not as Christian as previously claimed

Who could have forseen that?

😂

a medieval illustration of the virgin mary punching a horned, claw-footed, bestial devil

virgin mary punching the devil, england, 13th century

If Trump thinks the Pope is a radical leftist, wait til he finds out about Jesus!

It's absolutely your title to lose.

Of course, that's the problem.

a man in a pink shirt holds a soccer ball with the word premier league on it Alt: Grampa Donnarumma

Donnarumma is the oldest 27yo in the world. Looks like he's had a hard life

#CHEvMNC #CHEMNC

3 spidermen Spiderman 1:I'm blockading Spiderman 2 : no I'm blockading Spiderman 3: No,it's my blockade go away

😂

Your second sentence doing the heavy lifting here.

You can bet a million Swiss Francs that if Switzerland was bigger, they'd have faster trains.

Switzerland is basically all mountains and valleys, and has an incredible rail system

Melania annoyed that she’s having to talk about her Epstein t-shirt

Sorry you had to cancel your festival

I did Nazi that coming

Made of pure vegan.

Someone with the handle @velocity69.bsky.social is sharing a video with the caption:

"The highest quality video of the moon was just released…
so beautiful

* Artemis II"

It's gone viral, but it's not from Artemis II. If you've shared it, you might want to un-share.

My 15yo has been hanging out with other 15yos and tbh I was not ready for the aroma on my return

Young man

The Island of Dr Moreaubergine

There was a bit of toilet trouble on NASA's Artemis 2 mission to the moon It wasn't their No. 1 problem, but it was a problem for going number one.

As NASA sent Artemis 2
To space with its four-person crew
They had to confess,
Though flushed with success,
One thing that was not was the loo.

www.space.com/space-explor...

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POV: After murdering my literary agent for sleeping with my wife I return home to find that I am completely fully fucked

🤣

Tell em it's 3D printed

Princess Anne meeting the King’s Royal Hussars at Salisbury Plain, wearing a camouflage jacket, scarf and shades

Christopher Walken in Plots with a View aka Undertaking Betty (2002) wearing a beige jacket, scarf, shades and smoking a cigar

Princess Anne continues to merge with the Christopher Walken meme