The only kind of allegations that gets you into trouble

He’s just there to “swing” by

🤐

The last episode left me feeling so much dread. I’m a little worried for Valerie.

Catching up on Daredevil. Holy shit episode 4 was so good!

I’m terrible at reapplying sunscreen

I have this saved in my phone as a reference guide

Yes 🙌

And now she wants us to go to a steakhouse 😭

Holy shit. My sister eats so much red meat than it’s kinda disgusting

I’m kind of obsessed with #MillionDollarSecret this season, but it seems like no one is talking about it 👀

*growls

To anyone competing on a future season of Survivor, Big Brother, or any other reality competition show:

PLEASE for the love of whichever God(s) you choose to worship target any player that says they’re playing with “honor and integrity.” They are not good tv and they are lame asf.

Call me Bluesky the way I be going down

Veganism isn’t about being perfect -- it’s about doing the most good we can, within reason. Progress > perfection. Keep going. 🌱

me anytime Jeff says #survivor50 was in the hands of the fans:

My favorite running bit of #Survivor50 is Emily's DGAF reactions at Tribal Council 😂

I thought I entered an alternate universe for a second.

If you paid even a penny in federal income tax last year, you paid more than:

Tesla
Southwest
Disney
Live Nation
HP
United
PayPal
CVS Health
Palantir
Citigroup
PG&E
3M

That's right. They paid $0 in federal income tax.

It's time for big corporations to pay their fair share.

I need a sequel ASAP

A horribly stupid film called Trap. Directed by M Night Shyamalan.

Just watched Trap (2024) and istg this entire movie was AI. The story, the acting, and the way it was filmed was all ridiculously stupid, but at least we got a shirtless Josh Hartnett scene.

Fell asleep with my contacts in last night

I doubt they would have real drugs in them haha. 1) It’s illegal 2) It’s a liability and would put the actors in real danger.

Wtf? They actually made them swallow those? 😳

It’s the quiet desperation of wanting to feel accepted and a complete lack of satisfaction with his pathetic existence.

Rep. Eric Swalwell to resign from Congress after news of sexual misconduct probe Swalwell’s announcement came just hours after the House Ethics Committee announced plans to investigate the allegations against him.

BREAKING: Rep. Eric Swalwell, D-Calif., will resign from Congress in the wake of sexual misconduct allegations, he announced Monday.

Some random closeted internet doofus name Clavicular

I’m genuinely bewildered as to how guys look up to this dorky ass weirdo for “looksmaxing” advice.

New season for Rock the Block for my fellow HGTV oomfs.

Sniffies is DoorDash for backdoor

I love Lisa Kudrow so much #TheComeback