Surviorship bias 🤷🏾‍♂️

I am the Loctician in my family🙌🏾 my woman and soon to be child are set

Abbot just keeps reminding me to get life insurance with my old ass😤

11. Who is the most famous person you have ever met?

“Babe Is that you? Di..Did you finish……”

Im late… please forgive me

Jackie Kennedy while her husband was getting dumped on:

Told my baby momz if I had to choose between world peace and them cheeks im goin to war baby😤🪖🎖️

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😤😤😤

Honorable mention:
Translucents

Sun Dodgers
No Purpose Flour
The C*m Colored
European/Saltine Americans

Two years ago today I adopted my son and been on adventures together ever since. #AnansiDemureDiorAdversityHornsby

Must have lost my invite sis💅

My Music Recap
#Recap #2024recap #Blacksky

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Did @cookinwitkya.bsky.social just like my status 😱😱😱 Thanks for inspiring a new generation of freaky ass chefs.
#Blacksky

You finna have sneaky links texting yo girl on snapchat pretending to be Wendy’s😤😤😤#blacksky

@cookinwitkya is Bluey for niggas🤷🏾‍♂️

Believe it or not … corn
It is literally in everything google it #Cornspiricy #Blacksky

They usually require one for my job and the only difference is having to take a 3 hour course on not to be racist

Started my new job an no one told me that just cause a job that requires a degree doesn’t mean its more difficult🤷🏾‍♂️

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh #blacksky

Name a video game you have 100+ hours of gameplay in. 🎮

#blackskygamers

Not to sound knotty, but I do happen to be a Shibari Eagle Scout 🪢
#Blacksky
#Betweentheskeets

The only right answer✊🏾
👑🫡 Dropped this King