would gladly accept this if it meant regular season games went to 4 on 4 OT as well

they're calling him mikko "barry pederson" rantanen. i am pro-finland and take no pleasure in reporting this

Drive information for the first two drives of the season-opening UNC-TCU football game from the 2025 season UNC TOUCHDOWN 7 plays, 83 yards, 4:05 TCU PUNT 4 plays, 15 yards, 2:01

Charity Bowl donation for $60.60 to New American Pathways on behalf of UNC Dedication message: "In honor of the 6 minutes and 6 seconds of game time in which I tricked myself into thinking hiring Bill Belichick wasn't a mistake."

donating with hope for a brighter future* while thinking back on better times

*offer of "brighter future" not applicable to UNC football

@newap-georgia.bsky.social

fuck it let's see how blessed and favored i am. avs, habs, sabres, and mammoth today please and thank you.

if the nhl playoffs start with a canes win and stars/penguins losses it is proof that i am the lord's most special baby boy

The golden, cleansing light of the gods will never shine on the Hornets as long as they employ Miles Bridges.

Amiri Mangoes (prod. The Alchemist)

what i’m hearing is that penny has been ryan’s green goblin all along

They spent a decade complaining about safe spaces and then made a robot to give you compliments and tell you your mp3 of farting noises is Brian Eno

[ving rhames voice] ukko-pekka luukkonen

mikko rantanen, who was acquired by the dallas stars in The Logan Stankoven Trade,

You know what doesn't get its support unceremoniously pulled by a tech company? Fuckin' books, brother

sometimes it's hard being the only neurodivergent librarian on planet earth

"a lot of 'with the 31st overall pick in the 2025 nfl draft the eagles select jihaad campbell' but i barely see a 'with the 31st overall pick in the 2025 nfl draft the eagles select crusade campbell'. such a sha-[pants explode with diarrhea]"

in bed with Big Keillor

[foreigner “hot blooded” voice]
cum pedant, check it and see
i’ve got opinions about jizz on TV

carroll hasn't even mastered Intelligence Classic™ and he's moving like this smh

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news
operator: is it a news site
me: not really
operator: why don’t you go to a news site
me: i don’t know
operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want
me: 75

“hall or billingham?” for me

googling “chole bathure” right now yakwtfgo

new italian accent word unlocked: "hammurabi". (you'd think it wouldn't be super different because the consonant-vowel structure is already italian-ish but trust me it was a trip)

would you be interested to learn that the author of smitten kitchen went to the same high school as mikayla blakes

if Wikipedia, an org with a shoestring budget and volunteer workforce can ban use of llms, what excuse do large orgs and universities have

my time has arrived

wikipedia article headline for “scott frost (horse)”

new @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social URL just dropped

i was just trying to mail my plain black hat to the colorado rockies, sorry for the confusion

“big lacuna” by big barbara kingsolver

need the next season to be set in late february so i can judge characters based on their preferred lenten fish fry location and order

pull yourself together, dc sportreply guy

samson sensibility