Posts by Not Analog Elvis | El Pollo GRANDE
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Happy TDoV, have a pic of Girlmode Ranma hatching from an egg that predates the literal Trans flag
So jelly!
I don't totally remember what I said in this interview but it's probably nothing that I'll get arrested for so I guess it's fine!!
Despite being a crazy windy day (and using thin cardboard) my sign survived and the message was received. #nokings
A meme featuring a tweet by viridiandnd that reads: 'My favorite type of rpg puzzle is one that I, as the Dungeon Master, don’t know the answer to and am just waiting for them to do something entertaining enough for me to say “yeah that does it.”' Below it, a reply from the-dm-experience says: 'this hurts,' highlighting the relatable humor for DMs improvising on the fly.
What is your opinion of these sort of puzzles?
#ttrpg #dnd #rpg #meme #ttrpgsky #ttrpgcommunity
Jesse Jackson never stopped fighting for America, in times of darkness he turned to hope and embodied the light.
You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
Fucking ghoulish. Trans folks being told their driver's license is invalid immediately in Kansas. No grace period, no voting, no debating. Just directly straight to erasure.
Absolutely love when I wake up early for on camera meetings and proceed to get talked over or ignored for the entire half hour.
This valentines day, my partner and I showed our love for each other between huge globs of snot, because we are both sick with a cold. :(
I appreciate theses bits. ESPECIALLY ACTUAL SALARIED ANIMATORS.
Punch kid RULES. Fuck up that Shrinky Dink Nazi
Somehow, I forgot that this February is the 20th anniversary of me starting with my current employer. Everything about what I do has changed so much that its unrecognizable, and the company has changed hands at least 3 or 4 times. I did get a nice basket of crackers & pretzels, so thats kinda cool?
BREAKING: The House passed the so-called SAVE America Act which threatens to upend our freedom to vote.
The bill could disenfranchise millions of eligible voters by requiring documents like passports or birth certificates to register to vote and forcing voter roll purges. The Senate must reject it.
Currently, she's the owner of a horse-trading business outside of the homebrewed town that our DM created. When a magical accident literally melted her son's horse, she's been hounding him the whole time via letters, messengers and arcane familiars to have him give the details on that story.
This is a goblin lady who often wears a terry cloth robe, has curlers in her hair and speaks with such a high pitched, nasal voice that would give Edith Bunker a run for her money. But those few moments that she gets to regress back to her old days...those are more frightful than any dragon.
Raising several goblin children was just as dangerous as skullduggery, she found. She still loves each and every one of her children and fiercely protects them with her skill as a merchant and as an assassin. Negotiation first, a blade if that fails... and she's still good at both.
Eunice would do what she was good at, eliminating people for coin. She and the rest of the compact eventually melded into the shadows, living double lives all the while as farmers and merchants on the outskirts of several kingdoms. She retired from murder to raise a large goblin family.
The kingdoms went to war over how to split up the dragon's horde, and Eunice and her compatriots used the confusion to steal back several valuables and fence them as only they knew how. They would set up a compact among themselves, owing to no more masters, but mutually assured aid instead.
The adventurers were successful, and Flameblaze was no more. Eunice was off on an assignment at the time, so she returned home to an empty lair and a mostly barren treasury. After looting what little she could, she and her co-conspirators went to ground, hiding while the kingdoms cooperation soured
Eunice Doombats is a goblin, a retired master assassin employed by an adult red dragon name Flameblaze. His network of spies, cronies and thugs made sure his will was enforced throughout the kingdom. After some generations, several kingdoms put together an adventuring party to slay the dragon.
One of my TTRPG characters is a shady Goblin arcane rogue who is a person of suspect in several magical item thefts. With his mobster attitude and an 18 in charisma he's intimidating, but he's nothing measured up to... his mother. Let me tell you the story of Eunice Doombats, master assassin.