"That's what ABC says."
Everyone can see gas prices just by driving. Of course Dementia Donnie never gets anywhere near a gas station (or a grocery store) so his non-answer tracks.

The adult in the room is the president.

Widdle Baby Donnie's hands too big.

Stupid™ is America's brand now.

Better wear a mask during cleanup. Or, better yet, don't.

It's routine annual maintenance. Like when Widdle Babby Donnie has his hair plugs redone.

Cadet Bone Spurs' posts on Toof Suxall are not military orders but all military personnel should heed the advice from Sen. Mark Kelly and the others to disobey illegal orders.

His hypocrisy amplifies his offensiveness (in all things).

He's got both the Nobel and FIFA Peace prizes sewn up.

"Lara Trump even hear herself?! And I don't just mean on her song releases."
The Shade is strong in this one.
(OOPS! Wrong franchise.)

Not to get too down-in-the-weeds technical, but the Dead Sea and Death Valley DO have bottoms. And, again, technically, Trump could reach a bottom of -100% net approval.

HA HA! As if women and children are actual people to the Evang-Publicans.

On their way to meet with Tom Homan?

Dear Leader? I think he prefers to be called "Man God Large Hands".

His father still doesn't love him.

oh, I know it well. But Trump is just plain cuckoo.

So close ... "Trump's cuckoo."

"And gas is $1.90 per gallon."

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More accurate: The Trump-Epstein Pedo-Files.

Apes are offended by this depiction.

hands too big; cross too small

The satanic cult is the Pro-Death Party which is willing to sacrifice babies through diminished healthcare.

Sen. Tim Scott (R-KKK, apparently) said he was praying the images are fake. In MAGA World, the Obamas being actual, literal apes is a possibility.

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Because an emotionally insecure dementia patient cannot accept facts.

According the Karoline Leavitt, shooting him while on the ground was self-defense and anyone who doubts that is a Soros-paid communist agitator who does not believe in the leadership of Man God Large Hands.

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Which one is Trump?