Snap & Grab launches on Friday for 7.99 USD! So much content for 8$. Like a lot. You can steal so many things from the rich. You can show them off in your apartment after you do. You can casually explain to interpol how you got them too. Legitimately. Obviously. You're Nifty Nevada. s.team/a/897160
LA Noire should've been a Who Framed Roger Rabbit game. Both games are about murders being committed in a grand plot to obtain land to build a freeway and the out of pocket overreactions when you pick dialogue options would make more sense when toons are involved.
you can make it pretty far in life by just not being an annoying dickhead. which is why it's strange that so many people seem to be dickheadmaxxing
age 0-7: bedtime is real age 7-30: bedtime isn't real!!! age 30-: bedtime is real
bedtime
Fucking what the fuck Apple. I'll tolerate your fuck ugly new GUI, but why the fuck did you wipe my entire fucking music library to update the fucking OS. "You can just redownload-" First of all, fuck your mother, second: some of that shit was custom, not on your fucking servers. Go play in traffic.
Honda Motocompo and City. In the early 80s in Japan Honda offered the Motocompo, a compact folding motorbike, as an optional add-on for the subcompact hatchback Honda City. The City's trunk interior was designed specifically to accommodate the Motocompo. There are two images of the Bike by itself, yellow with black hardware and accents, one with the seat and handlebars unfolded, one with them tucked away. An image of the City, a two seater with a hatchback, also yellow. Finally there's a picture of a yellow Motocompo stowed in the trunk of a red City, along with some sporting equipment, a small portable stereo, a saxophone, a sports magazine, and some rope.
Motocompo
we all know I have no life, so:
This is worth bumping again as it just came out that the shooter in Teotihuacan had articles about the Columbine shooting. Fame (or rather notoriety) is increasingly seeming like a clear reason for these mass shootings.
let me on infowars. i will be fully insane. i believe that electricity changed colors in the 2010s and that straight people are actually space monsters attempting to breed a race of gay superhumans to fight in their star wars
A joyous holiday to you and yours
youtu.be/HKDo-aX4XuI?...
Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Tim Curry in Clue
Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers
Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island
Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.
A public trash receptacle with the words BLOW JOB graffiti-ed on it
guerrilla marketing
Walking by college students muttering "what you are now, I once was. What I am now, you will someday be." Momento forty.
bsky.app/profile/alex... i've been thinking about this and imo the best marketing comp for how LLMs have been pitched is 90's playstation ads where a sexy woman implies she'll fuck you if you're good at crash bandicoot. which is very funny if it just ends up being more office productivity software
A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer
Telling another cowboy to stand down:
for real though when I saw the trailer announcement of imdb I was like, hell yeah, time for some great Nurbsy posting
finally
More like Dogshit the Giant. Ha. Take that you weird-ass import only baby-leg wiggly-arm belly button freak.
you don't have to talk to people who are annoying. you can just not do that
we all got jumanjied into monopoly
So @farisattieh.bsky.social, who dreamt up House of Hikmah, sent this to me with a big crying emoji and it's so cool to see the game ripple through media. It does leave a glaring hole - I do really wish Western media, who control Metacritic and all that, would hold more space for non-Western stories
So you're telling me that after I buy the food, I have to cook it before I can eat it? And once I eat it it's gone? And I have to buy MORE food? Ridiculous.
-We figured out how to REVERSE TIME!!
-You know what that would be great for?
-Well, we could...
-Charging batteries!
www.newscientist.com/article/2522...
i put together a bunch of the photos of dive bar bathrooms i’ve taken over the years and compiled them into a FREE digital zine. check it out if you are a little freak like me who loves grimy spaces marked by the passage of countless human dramas merrittk.itch.io/dive-bar-bat...
Happy Confederate Surrender Day, sucks to suck
every morning when my alarm goes off i briefly consider shooting it with a gun and going back to sleep
When I use the phrase "with all due respect" I like to specify by adding on a "(none)"
