unbelievable I’m being indicted for sheer comedic prowess. what the hell is “man’s laughter” anyways

One of the myriad negative impacts of AI I’m seeing in the workplace is how business chuds treat specialized tailored work like fine legal document negotiation and tailoring as if it was a push button, and complain when it isn’t. They’re absolute junkies for completely unverifiable instant results

You are a spineless coward so entirely unfitted to the moment fate has granted you and history will remember nothing else.

Thinking again about how much the white supremacist assassin in One Battle After Another looks like Gavin Newsom

Starting to feel like the world has been tailored to serve the will of the incomprehensibly wealthy and no longer cares about the little guy. Concerning!

Not kidding. Hearing the shit spouted by aging southern boomer outlaws about the LA protests - touches a forbidden bleak corner of the human heart. Entire territory ready to gorge on human feces at a whipcrack from Jesse Owens

Real Patriot Updates from On The Ground in N. Alabama:

Thousands in decaying splitlevels withstanding unprecedented levels edging at the idea of a Tom of Finland-styled marine turning a brown middle schooler into fruit leather

Thom Yorke bottoming out as a bloviating both-sideser is a Real Friday Bummer dude

Never allow yourself the sense of absolute cosmic certainty possessed by people who own multiple DND dice sets

Incredible how much people thought the 2010s stoner comedy craze would endure and the shit people did to try and “make it” in that ecosystem. Imagine being most known for showing your cans to Craig Robinson in Hot Tub Time Machine lol

It's actually Bennifer propaganda

Back into the office today to swap laptops while entertaining the slightest wonder about the “missing out on workplace camaraderie” RTO agitprop currently circulating.

Fucking negative on that. It’s a sterile tomb of parasitic halogen leeching everyone’s will to live. Vibes are catastrophic.

Ineffectual homunculus. His next stop should be living next to a stack of gas station coffee cups holding straws in his mouth.

He Is Glizzin

He Is Glizzin Indeed

One solid funny/emotional torture porn episode followed by a real banger followed by maybe one of the worst episodes ever.

Black Mirror is back baby.

3d printer gave up at the halfway point of his face

X users celebrating the death of 4chan is crazy. Dog you're posting on the greatest fed-run offsite containment board known to man.

Listening this morning about a murder case originating from a gay orgy cult offshoot of IHOP (the International House of Prayer).

The world still has mysteries.

We demo-in’

Financial Times: "I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' without fear of getting cancelled...it's a new dawn." Some Wall Streeters also feel able to embrace making money openly, without nodding to any broader social goals. "Most of us don't have to kiss ass because like Trump we love America and capitalism"

Thinking about these guys

A trove of things to get hung up on in White Lotus Season 3 and it’s the theme song that’s got the rabble up in arms?

0% on Caelid

Smootin on my Hawley til I go Bust

😂

RIP to a 👑 who had it all and could do it all. Rest easy Val.

Val Kilmer tweeting I once tickled Lou Reed. I regretted it for the longest while as he spoke to me few times after that dinner. But I'm glad now. He needed it.

RIP King