JFC

My son got a skateboard sponsorship!

He was on the cover of SI. Huge deal at the time. I am old.

Tony Mandarich.

Real Irish, not the northern ones.

I did not have Catholics vs. Protestants on my 2026 Bingo card.

I'm sticking with the Irish.

I once free based heroin with Will Ferrell in a Discount Inn parking lot.

I occasionally get emails from nextdoor when my ban is up. I should really not be allowed on there.

Hail Satan.

Jesus Will. I never knew.

I will again be voting Democrat, but this shit is ridiculous.

Dumb. Totally dumb.

@stephenking.bsky.social I really enjoy your short stories. Just saying

So white and male. Shocked that they would come for her. Truly shocked....

Buy local

This is so dumb. He got shot at and ended up with a bloody ear when he was protected by the secret service.

It will never reach discovery.

How was he even a DPOY nominee. Absurd.

Not bad. On the dice of life you rolled an eight. Pretty good

Tool would never fail.

Walnuts! You monster!

Um, what? That's funny.

Just multiply by decimals.

This guy is my spirit animal now.

It seems like everyone should start at zero after the draft, then we look back three years later.

1. Agent selling BS in exchange for future tips.

I have been doing this all wrong.

Still hold out for a family dance number to ABBA when he gets selected.