What in the actual fuck was that "speech". More like senile old man yells at TV.

He has absolutely no clue

Anyone else have their #xfinity internet service just go down? Curious if it correlates to the #azure outage

It's only February 8th and I'm already exhausted with the next 4 years.

These events likely didn't lead to the tragedy yesterday, but they do not bode well for the future or aviation safety, and structured incident management, in the future

For you, your amazing immigrant friends, and anyone who needs to hear this. Solid guidance on how to film ICE and handle the engagement safely, protect your phone, and preserve evidence.

Share this far and wide.

#immigrantsmakeamericagreat #ice #cbp #border #mexico #panama #guatemala #honduras

Ah, right. That clown. Thanks for the reminder, I made the mistake of reading Farcebook tonight and got distracted with all of the new commercial flight experts

What did I miss here?

The Cheeto in Chief today, in a nutshell...

#faa #trump #smallhands #existentialcrisis #washington #accident

Damn, #bluesky will hit 30M users tonight. That's impressive

bsky.jazco.dev/stats

I'm going to need the liver version of Wegovy to handle the next 207 weeks.

WTAF America...

The sticky stuff that you walk into at 5AM while walking the dog, sending you into abject panic that the Hogwarts sized spider is about to eat your face and lay eggs in your now panic-frozen body

Oof... 🤣

Monday humor. Who has speculation on what 2025's "war on ____" will be? #humor #politics

When you have homemade bread going stale, one makes bread pudding, using an inappropriate amount of butter and bourbon, right?

#dessert #cooking

1/ Hey y'all! I've been getting a lot of questions about this, so I wanted to share up front why I’m not supporting Councilmember Lewis’s Adair Park data center proposal. 🧵

Sigh. Truth. #thanksgiving #fucktrump

As parent, I might have laughed a bit too hard at this. #parenting #happythanksgiving

Monday escape from work after a DR appointment... #flyfishing #chattahoochee #browntrout

Let me think about it. Leaning towards "noonewantsto" 😆

Tell me more...

Closing out my #fridayhumor theme. Have a great weekend y'all

With all the heaviness in the world, here's a little #fridayhumor

Thank you. Personally I'm not familiar with it, but I'll definitely take a look at it. I appreciate the info

I'm down

Does anyone have a tabletop exercise template oriented for a SaaS platform? Looking for some inspiration (translation, I'm exhausted and busy and need a quick fix) to run a tabletop simulation for our Eng/Platform teams. We're 100% AWS. #infosec #incidentresponse #security #dfir

I have resorted to just drinking heavily :/