We're about to have some boats get sunk, aren't we?

We're about to have some boats get sunk, aren't we?

they are calling it the perfect summary of the "keep men out of women's sports" movement

The Democrats sense that they're gonna cruise to midterm victory by doing nothing and offering nothing and are using it as a freebie to punch left to make sure the voters don't get any ideas.

yeah i bet a car would have won too

I don't make fun of them because I think it's a prudent political strategy...I do it for the love of the game.

I don't make fun of them because I think it's a prudent strategy...I do it for the love of the game.

*was

I too am pretending not to know who he is.

I guess I’m just impressed that Hegseth memorized a line from a Tarantino movie that doesn’t have the n-word in it.

I thought it said detestable

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

Diane, 7:35 am, April 13th: I'm smoking on that shit that made the pope soft on crime

besides the point but the dude he's healing looks a bit like jeffrey epstein huh

ROMEO, BAKER M. @BakerMikeRomeo • 2h why would the pope care about your book Rod Dreher @roddreher • 1h Because it was widely denounced by Antonio Spadaro, SJ, and others as "anti-Francis" (which it's not, but that was the line in Civilta Cattolica, which Francis reads and has to approve before publication). And Francis's people called around Italy before my book tour asking... ROMEO, BAKER M. @BakerMikeRomeo Replying to @roddreher ok so here's the thing: he's the pope, right and you're explaining to a cartoon rabbit on the internet why you're important enough that the pope should know who you are

Since we’re all making fun of Rod Dreher, I think about this at least once a week

Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid

BTW the people who spent the last few years advocating for Palestine were clearly 100% right that normalizing war crimes and genocide there would just increase the likelihood of inhumane actions elsewhere. Just saying.

19 guys with box cutters fucked us up good for over a decade. People think retaliation has to be some kind of major military operation and they’re wrong

-"What's good to eat in this town? What's the local cuisine like?"
-"Well, we are world-famous for our cereal."

Before Trey McKenney, the last player from Flint who led the Michigan Wolverines to a national championship also hooked up with Sarah Palin.

they treat this guy who streams on the internet with more skepticism and hostility than literally any Democrat politician that is actively running for office

One of the weirdest things about getting older is that young people start talking nostalgically about periods of history that you lived through, in truly bizarre & selective ways.

Like, the way Gen Z talks about the 90s ... as tho the entire country was composed of single-earners who owned houses.

I’m not saying Donald Trump is the devil…

But promising that “Hell will reign” might not be a typo.

Iran is good at using slop because they have a really solid narrative vision which is using legos to call your war criminal opponents alcoholic pedophiles.

"How are you getting home?"

West Wing-ass fantasy bullshit

Sounds like some West Wing-ass fantasy bullshit to me.

No offense, but if you get shot to death by a quadruple amputee, it's on you at least a little bit.

Jesus god almighty you’d think people would get tired of spending ten years saying the fascists can’t do this or do that and then watching them do exactly what they claimed they couldn’t.