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i like to arrange my mac os dock so that frequently-used, low-memory apps like notes and calculator are right next to an app called Globohension Extracticrash Agnostify Compression Engine Mk. XIX that takes 45 minutes to load, five hours to close, and can only be used outdoors

the new black country new roads album kinda sucks

not a bad thing

it is pretty funny seeing blurbs like Sublimation Is A Poignant Commentary On The Human Condition And Being A Stranger and then your posts are all like. what if there were some guys and they were weird. wouldn't that be crazy

yeah

holy fuck im dooming

at least one smart tech guy billionaire didnt like trump and spent a lot in order to try and get a democrat elected instead. that man's name? sam bankman fried. say thank you.

what's your ai strategy?
what's your quantum computing strategy?
what's your ww3 strategy?
what's your collapse of consensus reality strategy?
what's your restructuring of global supply chains strategy?
what's your pedophile billionaire cabal blackmail ring strategy?

The post-quantum cryptography timeline accelerating at the same time that mythos is creating mass CVEs is really threatening to alter my roadmaps

Good summary of the background, if you haven't been paying close attention to how dramatically the value of AI agents for cyber security has shifted recently.

Pokemon rumble spheal in an elevator with the text "KEEP SCROLLING I WANT TO GO UP"

do you ever think about how it never stops

i am presently busy feeling various kinds of existential dread. please hold

holy fuck im cooked

they're calling me genocide don. a beautiful name, maybe the most beautiful

i think we need a complete moratorium on the term "enshittification" at this point

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

you should want to be able to live forever. you should want your friends and family to be able to live forever. we should work to allow people to live forever.

its an L im afraid get that jrpg death worship out of here

not great

this is unhinged but thankfully doesnt really ever come up unlike inverted page tables, which is another thing i will never forgive them for

i cant believe ibm really expects me to ever take them seriously after pulling this shit. what do you MEAN endianness is set per page instead of being an MSR bit are you drunk high

A Cryptography Engineer’s Perspective on Quantum Computing Timelines The risk that cryptographically-relevant quantum computers materialize within the next few years is now high enough to be dispositive, unfortunately.

the entire filippo blog post is extremely hair-raising language words.filippo.io/crqc-timeline

guys is it good when my cryptographer who managed all of go's crypto library starts putting sentences like "are just f***d" in writing wrt post-quantum crypto transition

vulnerability research not virtual reality

man vr is actually pretty cooked

also lbbv mode is only used for like 10% of the program right now because i essentially deopt on CALL/RETURN. which would probably also help

im planning on doing the simplest possible jit where i literally just emit `mov rdi, clos; call clos_call;` for all the operations in a row so all the dynamic dispatch goes away, and `test + jcc` for typeguards, and hope the processor pipeline cleans up a lot of this overhead