Bush admin let 9/11 happen

And anyone arriving at the same time as me needs to get out of my way

post from Jake Tapper Going to a formal event that celebrates Freedom of the Press where some of the other guests don't understand the importance of the 1st Amendment? The Reporters Committee for the Free Press has some great accessories - including the below pocket square! donate.rcfp.org/first-amendment rctp.org [photo of the pocket square, which reads: CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW ABRIDGING THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH, OR OF THE PRESS!]

canceling all my plans and taking to my bed due to a severe bout of secondhand embarrassment

it good

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

I was concerned it would just be a sign that said “never disappoint anyone in your life”

Is that what the AI is telling you? Ohh I’m thinking vewy hawd!!

I liked it a lot #mommymusic

The drugs are effective. I’m not allowed to take them while trying to conceive or pregnant, though.

When you’re here, you’re family

Getting CPS called because I exposed my children to Milton Friedman

So Frank Herbert got it in one, then

ms. rachel is WEAK on the economy

Victor Orbán’s removal sends a timely signal.

Corrupt kleptocratic Christian nationalism was on the ballot in Hungary today — just as it will be on the ballots that Americans will cast in November.

It was repudiated abroad — may it be repudiated here in November (and beyond).

I feel this way when I have to put my dog in her crate before I go on errands. I’m not fond of reinforcing carceral norms but I can’t have her choking on shoe leather whenever I leave the house

Oh I got a friend who’s on that don’t worry

Influential

Thinking about this makes my head swim.

Many are saying it,
more and more,
old grandpa Trump has lost the war.

His loss was tremendous,
he's no longer hot
many such cases of losing a lot.

The president can no longer control his own bladder
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

that place is good

Many are saying it,
more and more,
old grandpa Trump has lost the war.

His loss was tremendous,
he's no longer hot
many such cases of losing a lot.

The president can no longer control his own bladder
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

No no no, the mess and work of ribs and wings is so integral to the experience

You smoked then ate 7 bars of chocolate/
We agreed Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist

Hater’s Deposit
Collateral
Cool Guy Rebate

You like Interesting music

Malort will clear the sinuses

There’s an almost explanatory power in “be so for real” when you use it against yourself in response to a foolish dream of youth

Lowkey I think it’s fine to give up (on some things) and we should all be doing it somewhat more liberally

Prawn’s Man