I feel the same about my wife.

Both teams were playing in the same direction, there was bound to be a fuck up at some stage. That's a relegation fighting time we've got again.

New season, same old shite.

It was bright and positive on here this morning, and you did this.

Can I be a chameleon? I like chameleons.

I'm proud of you!

His head is on a plaque and fixed to a tree.

Hats in the air to the Cape Buffaloes.

Without a doubt. The UK tried to take the mantle between 2016 and 2000 but conceded defeat.

Less intimidating than the ladies out on a hen night.

Oh please!!!! Jam first and then the cream.

It's got 1-3 written all over it.

There must be something here that breaks Bluesky rules.

This is the first time I've seen City this year. What happened? They've become ordinary.

Seriously, what did we do to deserve that?

Fabulous

Astounding!

Steaming growler is my new go-to phrase.

Your wife is of sound mind.

It gets worse. Shoot me now!

I hope this is bull shit.

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I was one that said Moyes shouldn't come back. What do I know?
#utft
#efc

Nice to know we're 10pts clear of the bottom 3 and with a far superior goal difference. Relaxed days!

This is about Everton. It may be hard to understand, but it's not always about you.

Did you just scoop it up with your mitts and hurl it on a plate?

Viz are innocent!

Have some pride, man.