Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

AI slop. How many labels can be added to an image? And where's the joke?

This should be a no-brainer. For Christ's sake STOP Posting obvious AI-generated political cartoons! Bluesky is awash in this shit these days. There are tons of real live human political cartoonists here, posting terrific work. Repost those.

If you're unclear, here's how to spot AI slop:

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

post from Szabolcs Panyi with an electoral map of hungary but tbh it’s kind of shaped like queens and its blue and orange

(sort of scrolling past this a little too fast) go mets

something that wrinkles my brain every time I remember it is the fact that total eclipses are only possible on earth because the moon and sun appear to be the same size in our sky, due to the insanely, astronomically unlikely fluke that the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but 400x closer to us.

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Having a dog is fun because you can sing songs to them about how gross they smell and they just love the attention

The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.

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Oh yeah definitely the one thing sci fi and fantasy has been missing is the male gaze

Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide.

Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session.

Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.

Multiple things may be true:

1) Trump's threats are monstrous and should be denounced.

2) He appears desperate and is using these threats to try to coerce Tehran to reach a deal.

3) The danger of further US escalation—with the risks to Iranians and probability of counter-escalation—is real

You are a senator.

"Moon's haunted"

tweet from Imagine A Guy guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

was just reminded that tomorrow is april fool’s day and especially this year can we just… not, please

…I have never encountered this before

For real. I've seen some people on here just adamant in their belief that JKR's anti-trans activism is super well known, but most people genuinely do not know about it (at a minimum, they're not aware of the extent of it).

Pink protest sign that says “Mad as hell because I love this place”

I loved this sign so much.

Y'know what, I'm still with it

"War don't sex" that's right brother, peace fucks

I hate it so much

Detective HARRY Hole!

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

They're calling him the most French man in history

I loved this show very very much a long time ago

it is long past time to let it (and certainly Whedon and Baldwin) fade away

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

People really struggling with the idea that the Iranian government sucks but we shouldn't be bombing them can both be true, eh?