I’ve rejoined LinkedIn for the first time in like 8 years….and lord that place sucks

If someone wants to mail some of these and some Christmas trees to NZ I won’t be mad

Pulled my quad warming up to play football ( ⚽️ ) today. My official “am I old?” moment

Our kid explaining to her grandparents why she doesn’t have school today: “Well you know how teachers don’t get enough money? Well today, they’re trying to get more money” ✊🏼

I love both of those so much too, but it’s so hard to give up the convenience of staying on the Skyliner or Crescent Lake now!

Bank account ✅
Phone number ✅
Library card ✅
First day not needing to run to the market ✅

Day 3 and NZ feels like home!

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It hasn’t rained in weeks at my in laws so of course the day we’re loading our shipping container it’s pouring and thunder

Thanks! I’ll go add it to my feeds!

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Landing in New Zealand in two weeks! Told our landlord we were coming in a couple days earlier than expected to get linens and other house things, and he said no worries just come stay in the house, I’ll bring over what you need while you get settled, and I’ll pick you up from the airport

Shoutout to the person spending their morning wandering around World Showcase with a baguette sticking out of their back pocket

(It’s me)

Within the span of an hour we got the tenancy in the house we wanted and my wife got a job offer! T-3 weeks until our move to Welly!

Mismade the person in front of me’s order so it’s a free coffee morning for me!

It’s been a while since I’ve had a bad Disney transportation experience, but a 45 minute wait between busses to MK right before Starlight and fireworks from a deluxe seems bad!

Grabbing a Beak and Barrel at 7am and leaving before mom wakes up >>. The mug drink is great and STRONG

Let our kid spend three hours here on Saturday to send it off!

I really don’t know why we’ve never done it, because it seems so easy to make it worthwhile if you’re staying more than a couple days

First time ever getting a resort refillable mug at Disney. My veins are going to be running on Disney Diet Coke for the next 10 days

It doesn’t even have to be great, if it’s a pumpkin espresso martini I’m in

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Every other type of travel tired wishes it could be as exhausting as Disney tired

Kent is my favorite follow on TT right now. Just a great example of where being curious can take you

A classic!

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Five week countdown until we move to Aotearoa New Zealand!

3 really does hit

My dad has been watching Hotel Transylvania 3 with our kid and I swear the demographic of these jokes is kids under 6 and men over 65

Copenhagen
Osaka
Taipei
Anywhere in the Faroe Islands
Melbourne

Switched my weather app to Celsius today. Time to practice fitting in in the metric world

I’d say I nailed it

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We have officially created a food snob. Asked if she wanted to get boba today and she said “No, the boba here won’t be as good, and I don’t want bad boba”

5 for 5 now, four of them after we had already boarded

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Tomorrow we fly to Florida which means one step closer to Disney and one step further away from Fox being on the living room TV 24/7