JUST A SIMPLE REQUEST

"We really want it to have that 'infestation' vibe"

An illustration showing a variety of oceanic creatures.

Happy Earth Day

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

Digital art of a turtle made out of a burger stacked on 4 French fry legs. A green pickle sliding out the burger forms the head of the turtle.

burger turtle 🍔

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

I've only ever ordered them at restaurants so I genuinely don't know how they make them! But that sounds right. People prejudge them and they don't know what they're missing!!!!

Crispy Brussels sprouts, spinach, green peas.

< r/comicbooks ... Frank Quitely's Penguin is captivatin... 2k upvotes • 64 comments IsitUnderrated• 4y Right eye-fitting monocle attached to the left lapel. Ridiculous choice. ALSO: What is everyone's problem with the non-monster Penguin? Why does Devito's supercede the original regular person with a bird affinity? As a monocled human person, I am drawn to the character as he appeared before Burton. I enjoy the fact that Penguin is one of Batman's non-insane villains and am constantly rebuffed for that fact. ••• 个 -2 Cjbthgy • 4y Hopefully Mr Monopoly becomes a part of Batman's rougues ... IsitUnderrated • 4y Pennybags has never had a monocle. IsitUnderrated • 4y Thanks for downvoting my opinion and not answering my question, you fat nerds. ••• T -1

Reddit is so great

Another critter I'd love very much to make in bag form for someone! This is Uroballus carlei, the caterpillar mimicking jumping spider. Their longer abdomen would make them excellent for a backpack - more storage space! Anyone else think he looks like Appa? Yip yip!

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 4

Humiliating to be in my 40s and end up with a tummy ache from eating too many sweets.

Majority of Americans Ignore This Simple Trick to Eliminate Mice

a bald man with a beard and glasses is making a funny face . Alt: Breaking Bad character Walter White collapsing into the dirt

Me when I suddenly remember dimetrodon was a protomammal and more closely related to you and I than dinosaurs or any other reptiles

Oooh, is based on a specific animal skull? It looks so familiar!! Like the top view of a deer skull?

GP but I do watch both lol

Cow hoof cleaning video guy: This bull is lame
Me: haha, yeah, get that loser!!

books — decayed orbit books

We posted a bunch of books (and essays) for sale at our book selling website. You can read my Bachman essay in handmade, limited edition if you buy a Bachman book from me! www.decayedorbitbooks.com/books

My coworker and I used to dare each other to say "I absorbed my twin in the womb." Now I'm passing that dare on to you.

A bright yellow diner mug with the "Zappetites" logo

A bright yellow rain poncho with the "Zappetites" logo

A gold, stainless steel pen in a fancy case, with the "Zappetites" logo

A red, Chuck Taylor-style sneaker, with the Zappetites logo on it and a phone cord attached to the sole

And boy howdy did Oscar Mayer promote Zappetites! They churned out promotional *everything* from rain ponchos to mugs, sunglasses to whistles, gardening gloves to rubber balls, a phone shaped like a sneaker, a high-end stainless steel pen, and beyond!

Relatable Gumby face

decayedorbitbooks.com will update TODAY at NOON EASTERN with another 30 or so books that we want to sell to you

Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?

Toad of Frogland

three coyotes dancing and playing with text that reads "there is a future with you in it" with the trans flag colors.

I love and admire coyotes; their tenacity, ability to survive, and adapt has been nothing less than inspirational. They've always been here, and will still be here.

PWYW download: ko-fi.com/s/aebfb2915d
Tees (50% earnings split between Trans Lifeline+NQTTCH): mxmorgan.threadless.com/designs/future

𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖘 𝕾𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖒𝖕 𝕾𝖙𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖕𝖔𝖉𝖆 ✦

My friend was actually just explaining this to me as well. It makes me feel better about the actors involved at least. Hate that they even have the means to do that though. Feels insidious to slowly try to legitimize themselves.

All these actors working with angel studios are more likely to just be kind of stupid rather than evil, right? It's not an "I don't want to stop liking these dumbasses" thing so much as a "the list is getting concerningly large" thing.

and marty only kicked it a couple of years ago, apparently

had no idea either of them had still been alive tbqh

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