My body does not know the difference between a phone call and being hunted for sport ✨

I bring a sort of "You got any grapes?" to the lemonade stand that the person running the stand doesn't really like
👁️👄👁️

Terrible news. The disco is closed. It is now Panic! At the everywhere.

hey Im from the future. just wanted to let you know it all works out . you know. the space virus thing . wait what month is this

We went to April 1st to April 10th in just 3 minutes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Pro Tip: When boiling water for pasta, make sure to turn the burner on. The water will heat up much faster this way.

Slapped this together for a friend if anyone wants it, hehe
#trans

filling the easter eggs with HRT and weed edibles, so the kids become bluesky posters

It’s kind of weird how everyone in the family randomly picks where they sit around the table and then proceeds to sit in those exact spots for every meal for the rest of their lives.

i’d rip out my heart and give it to you if i could

meet me in my mind labyrinth

That was a fun game!

all bluesky users are asking for is a simple single human sacrifice per day, and the devs aren’t giving it to us, because they’re sadistic.

pistachios but the open ones have beans in them

babe, are you okay? you’ve barely even touched your beanstachios

peaking all by yourself handsome?

Hmmm- mayhaps it’s time to assemble the gang for another peak run!

when you get a boob reduction an angel in heaven gains a massive rack (chosen at random)

Those golden outfits…

#tadc #jax #pomni #kinger #theamazingdigitalcircus

The Truman Show
#tadc #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #Caine
The whole world is watching

#fanart #doodle #sketch #design of #bubble from #theamazingdigitalcircus with a humanoid body. They are dressed as a #ringmaster or perhaps an #assistant or #showgirl #talentlessart #TADC

[🫧] My take on Bubble TADC!

fear.

#art #tadc

saying "ohhhhhhhhhh" when you still don't understand >>>>>

guys remember when everything at the dollar store was actually just $1

bad bitch sun, sweetheart moon, cunt rising

The President of the United States is a liar.

hey i updated the font on your typewritter for you. hope you like wingdings

If Dr. Pepper wanted to be even cooler they'd remake the "I'm a Pepper" commercial with a bunch of neopronouns.

digital art. poorly drawn hollering cat with mouth wide open. the letter A repeated like AAAAAAAAAAAAA around the cat

cat

letterboxd notification "Kevin liked your review of We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)"

uh oh

ⓘ everyone will remember this