if i do everything right, my daughter will never have to work a day in her life

also “antibiotic free” anything is a big fat load of bologna bc why would you market that your animals don’t receive medical care?

the woke left when i tell them we train our cows to walk into a chute to milk them so their calves don’t drink infections

obtaining dairy from animals is literally not abuse. owning 5 trillion acres and treating animals like shit to send products to a chain grocery store is abuse

girl you are the tradesman

i like how women call themselves “crafty” and then they’re just full on carpenters or upholsterers or something

it haunts our narrative

when i mention 50 Shades of Nolan but no one understands bc it happened at my tiny country high school but it was a major world event to me

also we’ve seen a heron pair in our yard and a lone turkey hen so i think we have some nests yay

i set out a bird feeder and attracted a lot more wildlife than i bargained for

my cats have seen turkeys, deer, turtles, raccoons and coyotes for the first time from our window

first weekend in my new home :)

fuck you paramount

now i am in some weird moral quandary debating whether to 🏴‍☠️ or watch it on Paramount+. neither of these options allow me to support the creatives and actors that have given me so much in return.

i was legitimately planning mine and my husbands costumes for over a year anticipating the release of Legends of Aang. I was more than willing to purchase every ticket and merch item through proper channels to support my favorite show of all time.

Paramount, you have royally fucked me up so bad and i hope your executives rot in hell

his record collection, exquisite black china with scalloped edges, gorgeous knitted items

how lucky am i that my husbands gay uncle that was on the town in the 70s willed us his things

we get to do our house walkthrough and inspection today!!! (mine and my husbands family started the “make it about me” competition)

good morning to big boobs and small boobs too

Astronaut Christina Koch of the Artemis II mission looking at Earth through her window

i love you Christina Koch

i mostly work from vibes and letting the earth and animals tell me how to help them

i hate working in stem bc now i know things like “benchmark” and “centerlines” gross

& horsegirrL & cowgirl clue :((

do astronauts always have to go on a full moon like what would’ve happened if Artemis II went on a half moon?

#whitetrash

i selected string beans this year instead of stringless so my whole family has to come sit on my porch just like back in the good ol days. hope you like forced family time everyone!

me when me inconveniences me

i piss in the pool and order bourbon street chicken and shrimp just like everyone else

thank you so much 🙏 i had a feeling it had to do something with agriculture. i just need things broken down with context so when i watch videos or read about the structures, people just glaze over it