Modern People: Haha those old movies with married couples in twin beds!

Also Modern People: The grape suspect was unalived when he drew a pewpew…

TNG "Sub Rosa"; Doctor Crusher speaking to Troi in her grandmother's house, with caption: Nana always kept it lit.

Photo of a grey tuxedo tabby cat lying on top of the back of a leather recliner. The cat is stretching its forelegs out in a Superman type pose.

Impeccable form. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

TheCyberSmith tweeting out: "Human Pet Guy" All my wisdom, all of my intelligence, all of my genius insight is forgotten. You do not consider the hours I spent debunking veganism on Tumblr. You do not consider the fiction I wrote for Deviantart. You do not consider the essays I submitted to Reddit.

this is the funniest shit i've seen all year ngl

remembering that one day i read the medium is the message and then all them x-men comics where shadowcat is a pirate captain

A King of the Hill screenshot stylized to look like original Game Boy graphics. Hank Hill is handing Peggy some pens in the Strickland Propane office. He says "You are hereby requisitioned 3 Strickland Propane pens."

A King of the Hill screenshot stylized to look like original Game Boy graphics. Peggy Hill is staring at Hanks hand as he hands over three pens. Text on the bottom reads "3 Strickland Propane pens added to inventory!"

the hitlerian victims of communism foundation on twitter: USSR pin awarded to farmers for "Mastery of Cannabis Breeding". Are these your "Marxist" values??

happy 4/20

In honor of the holiday

They let Alex Jones into Bohemian Grove because he wouldn't see anything he'd understand

If you see this post something orange from your gallery

Evil degenerate beings inhabit the cavern world of the inner earth and they use ancient advanced supertech to torment the minds of innocent surface dwellers. And the CIA killed JFK

Ushering in the revelation of John the Evangelist involves a level of blasphemy

Crossover. Introduce the Fantastic Four to the universe

It was nice of the police to finally do their job

This happened a while ago. Internet detectives connected him to the girl months ago. Which didn't seem difficult

wishing all my francophone stoners a happy 80 today

CFL ass military operation

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Someone was confused about what I'm doing. I don't know if that second picture clears it up

a picture of a small tired looking kitten with the caption “Baby.”

yes

Posterity needs to hear my family criticize each other over minutiae for the duration of a meal

Shout out to everyone who can be stoned at work without wishing they were dead the whole time

Queen - Radio Ga Ga (Official Video) YouTube video by Queen Official

Letting a random drunk redneck speak to millions on the drive time call in

youtu.be/azdwsXLmrHE?...

I think the Nashville rock station used to play this at 4:20 like a million year ago

A puppy with a human hand is holding a blunt out to you. ¿QUIERES? the puppy asks. the puppy speaks Spanish. take the blunt when the puppy offers.