Mune is him

Seranthony y u no save games

Just not your day, bud.

Aging well.

Sportscenter anchors are so cringy these days, it’s wild.

When the White Sox win the World Series in the next five years, do they visit Pope Leo instead of the president?

The post-apocalyptic Wasteland in the Mad Max franchise

Your feelings are always valid. Don’t feel bad for how you feel.

Old friend alert [2]

Nacho sombrero.

I just saved a woman from leaving her bag behind.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Sometimes you just need to rawdog the airport, aka go through the whole process without headphones.

We go somewhere we’ve never been before; not just entertained but shirtless in a crowded place.

You know when you have a bad day when you throw away your shirt in the AMC theatre bathroom.

What an absolute disaster.

Shane Smith is cooked

I’m the funniest person alive. Don’t @ me.

Is this good?

This is aging well.

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White Sox bullpen is garbage.

I like that, good call!

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Hell yeah brother! How did you do it?

Surprised Tom Brady wasn’t on this list.

I just ate three items from Taco Bell and I’m now going on a walk. Follow me for more fitness tips.

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

Happy opening day to all those who celebrate.

Future child: “Dad, what is true love?”
Me: “Well …”

Stop trying to make Bert Kreischer a thing

Not at all.

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Me trying to read who’s at bat right now.

Wait, baseball is being played?

This pre show has been 30 minutes.