This should be the official portrait in the Whitehouse!

start panicking kitten

yeah, its like hitlers b-day or some gay shit, idfk

https://www.theonion.info/

double ended Joy Con

The boys down in R&D whipped up this concept art for a new Nintendo Joy-Con Controller, we think it's gonna be a big hit.

*flirting* when you die i’ll probably have like a solid fifteen years left in me

certified i need to scream but have seven roommates type evening

a crt monitor displaying an image board, drawings of angels stretch across the vermillion frame. a caption reads, "make it worse. repress. die, suppress. (a girl made of bias. insecure, sickly thing.) a pathetic, nasty spark of an existence. (discard every piece) that isn't perfect. (every piece) that doesn't suit the male gaze. (every piece) that isn't white. (become) a nothing person. devoid of personality or interest. you will not be loved (in this place, unless you are this dishonest.) (unless you are defined by that awful, ugly shape.) abuse yourself."

(includes alt. text)

talking drunk trans girls out of killing themselves like

Young raccoon in a cage places paws through it onto a person’s hand while looking pleadingly up at the camera.

“Alright Dave, listen to me and listen carefully. I hid everything before I got busted. Get me outta here, and I’ll split it with you 50/50. There’s candy wrappers, toilet paper tubes, some rancid bologna, and half a Hot Pocket. Now, open up the cage before the guard comes back.”

doodle of my fursona hehehehe

Nipple Of Baby’s Bottle Pierced For Authenticity

Nipple Of Baby’s Bottle Pierced For Authenticity

stop laughing.

Too many notifications, not enough yestifications.

an unwelcome mat

my new doormat

WSJ headline that reads "I'm not an Al. I'm a person.' He fell in love with a chatbot. Now he's dead.

"What if we invented a pretend girlfriend that kills you"

He forgot the lyrics

brain wondering why you all dislike me

[yelling over club music] I said sometimes love isn’t enough

Read some patreon dm's. Maybe most of em are positive. Stay safe, k?

I WANT MY FUCKING CAT BACK

POV: mal0 haunts you because she's bored and jobless
#furryart #scp

Can't wait for Vinny to do Book Corruptions now that he's in the business of reading to chat.
view on reddit • #vinesauce

I can't let this post go by without adding the extended version
www.tumblr.com/mothsbythela...

wishlist 500 caliber contractz

destruction and the loss of everything

EVERYONE: what are you doing with your life

ME: [with the utmost confidence] regretting it