me: [having a pleasant day]

horrible singing yoda that lives in my brain: rockin. rockin and rollin. down to the beach i’m strollin

me: GET OUT OF MY HEAD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

every time i see someone reading one of those pseudoscience self help books on the train i feel an intense and profound sadness

watching all the videos of the jesters dancing in front of a capricious princess who smacks them with slightly worrying intensity

oh my god bruh cate blanchett

windrush line down on strike day

guys its ok squidward

don’t worry guys keir ordered an inquiry

is this bitch still going

CHIITAN????

tick tock keir

if the rumours about big ange and anime andy forming a pact are true then at least i hope they merge steven universe-style to create something twelve feet tall and nonbinary

dark boris emitting evil energy with glowing eyes: i am a shadow…the true self…

keir starmer: no!! you’re not me!!

face it. it’s time to genuflect and accept your milibandite future. get the blingees out

more waffle than when kinnock bottled westland

jack absolutely demolished a poor innocent crab for his birthday at the urchin (the seafood pub in hove that is always booked up because jay rayner recommended it)

he’s too ashamed to say umamusume: pretty derby

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those world cup halftime show acts in full:

- the village people stapled together to form a megazord
- zoe bread
- sex mp’s sex dungeon
- worse bunny
- peter mandelson’s wig
- strait of hormuz lost cruise ship
- tom skinner, gyrating
- pompompurin
- david owen outta nowhere

*conefused

also HEY

local cringe balding man drinks a pint

happy 35th birthday to @jacktindale.bsky.social who was blessed with a sunny day in a pub garden

m&s pink gin tins i miss you every day

about me: anime favourite anime: night on the galactic railroad best story: revolutionary girl utena favourite art style: paranoia agent biggest personal impact: suite precure best fight scenes: soul eater overhated: don’t toy with me miss nagatoro underrated: mayonaka punch overrated: may i ask for one final thing has aged well: blood the last vampire criminally overlooked: apocalypse hotel favourite protagonist: sailor moon favourite antagonist: jojo’s bizarre adventure diamond is unbreakable best soundtrack: spice and wolf best romance: kimi ni todoke from me to you i want to talk about this one: creamy mami

late to this but doing it anyway if you like opinions

reeves has started wearing glasses, just like starmer started wearing glasses, just like burnham started wearing glasses. you may think this is because people start wearing glasses as they get older. the answer is actually that glasses are incredibly moe desu ne~~~~

glad number 10 have improved their security vetting procedures. now time to welcome the new ambassador to the us, man. d. incognito

this happened to my buddy erik

happiest janan ganesh article

do they do matcha lattes at the scruton cafe

Cynthia once again

went into the kitchen and laughed at jack preparing a glass of milk and bread and butter like a six year old and now he’s standing facing the corner of the wall and not talking to me

we are pro-yandere and anti-lukashenko in this house

and i hope the pope spits on vance again for good measure