Posts by offensiveagentpie
failed to spend less than 1 hr… but this was a cute prompt, always thinking about their hugeness 💭 ty!!
A mix of many things that I like, with a One Piece majority 💙
“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.
I will burst through a wall to get to a computer if you ever do finish it because omggg.
And yes! It's a fantastic idea for them! If ever you need ideas bounced lemme know because it's living in my head hard-core now haha
If I get any recs, I'll send them your way!!
Does anyone know of any #zosan fics where there's a sort of 'Cherry Magic' premise?
Because I'm thinking of 30yo virgin Sanji reading thoughts and I want it so desperately.
Even just some mind reading devil fruit shenanigans.
If you've got recs, I want 'em!
🌾 witch hat stamps 1 #Δ帽子 #witchhatatelier
Post-Timeskip Franky from One Piece whose cyborg body has sustained a lot of damage (Mechabare/メカバレ). His right arm, left leg, and left large pinky finger has been completely torn off, exposing joints, bearings, rods, and wiring that connected them to his body. The right half of his face skin is also blown off showing an eyeball camera. He has lifted off the front panel of soft skin-like rubber over his torso, the pec and ab moulding inverted and slung over his shoulder, save for the panel over the door of his cola fridge stomach. A smaller hand is extending from his left palm in order to do delicate repair work under a fiberglass endoskeleton protecting other machinery and organs, including his brain, which is nestled inside his chest in a tube of liquid. Franky himself seems unperturbed, his tongue poking out in concentration as he works.
Sketchy supplementary art of Nico Robin coming across Franky on the ground in this state, her hand on her hip. Several of her Hana Hana limbs are carrying Franky's torn-off right arm like ants with a big crumb. "Lose something?" she asks, standing over him. Franky looks back up at her with a smile and says "Have mercy, Miss Nico."
Old repost of some sexy Franky and #Frobin art I still really like 🤖🦾 #OnePiece
Crack ship.....? (gazes off sadly into the distance) that's what happened to Merry
A two panel comic. The first panel has Usopp reflecting pensively, saying “crack ship…?” The second lan has a closeup of his sad sad face saying “that’s what happened to Merry…” (Penguin and killer make out in the background, as an example of the perfect crack ship)
How does it feel to be the funniest person alive
From: Sabu and Ichi's Detective Tales (1968–1969), dir. Rintaro, Mushi Production
based on The Lantern Bearers by maxfield parrish ✨
#witchhatatelier
A rat playing a colorful little piano, delightfully captioned "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006"
20 years of Neil banging out the tunes
Planted my peach tree and found some perfectly placed dandelions in my shadow.
Comic of sanji and zoro leaning on the traffrail. First panel shows Sanji scratching his head while saying "Ahh-! I wanna be in loooooooove ~<3". Second panel shows a front shot of them, Zoro raising an eyebrow at Sanji and saying "Did you lose your magazines? Just look at them." Sanji points at Zoro while holding a half filled wine bottle, and says "Fuck you. I do love all women, but that's not what I meant."
First panel: Sanji lays his head on his hand on the traffrail, using his other hand to thunk the bottle on the traffrail. He says "I wanna be in loooooove, ya' know??? I want the- the feeling, you know the feeling?" Second panel: Zoro puts an empty wine bottle on the rail and looks down at Sanji. He says "No". Sanji, who's gently leaning his bottle answers with "No?". Zoro replies "No, what's the difference?"
First panel: Sanji, with his bottle so tilted it's almost spilling, speaks with a gentle expression and a small smile "Being in love is like... hearing their laugh and liking it so much you get butterflies in your stomach." Second panel: Zoro grabs Sanji's bottle and says "Being in love is getting the shits?". Sanji replies "Noooo, you dick. It's a lot more too, okay? It's- It's-..."
First panel: Zoro glances into the bottle he took from Sanji, while Sanji talks with a shocked expression "You thijnk about them and you're like "there was a time I didn't know this person!!", like that's unbelievable!!!" Second panel: Zoro sips at the bottle while Sanji smiles and continues "Because you just always see them there, beside you, in your life."
First panel: Zoro holding a bottle next to his mouth and saying "So...Luffy", Sanji with a kitty mouth and squishing his cheeks says "Ye-". Second panel: Sanji catches on on what Zoro said looking mildly disgusted while Zoro sips at the bottle. Third panel: Sanji pulls at Zoro's hair and shouts " NOT LUFFY!!! HE DOESN'T COUNT. you know that!!!"
First panel: Zoro turns to Sanji and grins, saying "I'm sure he's got at least a few butterflies in his stomach. Could he be in love?" Sanji snickes and laughs back, saying "Yeah, sure... If it's with anything he can chew on." Second panel: Sanji says "Not like your stomach, which has so much alcohol it would put any hypothetical butterflies into a coma!", as he tries to take the bottle back from Zoro, who dodges it with a "oi!", both laughing.
First panel: Zoro smiling and watching as Sanji's laugh rings in the background. Second panel: Sanji blushing and laughing. There are flowers and bubbles around his face. Third panel: Zoro's face softening in realization.
Well, maybe I'm in love (love) (2/2)
I ordered a peach tree from the Armstrong Co. conservancy and I'm picking it up tomorrow and I'm super excited.
It's self fertilizing so we only need the one but PEACHES!
I've had my car for over a week now and it's one of the smoothest, quietest vehicles I've ever been in.
That being said, I've dubbed it Blue Velvet aka Buick Mackane. Because I've decided to keep in the tradition of naming cars after songs like a Stand.
Digital drawing of Zoro trying to do bench presses while Sanji is perched on the bar. Zoro is saying, “Oi. Get off.”
Okay I think this is the last of them I’ll post from this one sketching session haha
#art #zosan #onepiece
Post time skip sanji sitting down inside a dark storage, rays of sunshine shining down on him from above. He is holding a cigarette on his mouth, a lighter on one hand and a glass jar with marimos on the other. Theres a lone marimo sitting on top of his head. He is surrounded by various glass containers with marimos in it, many decorated with little accessories such as bows, glasses or stickers.
Zoro and Sanji in a dark blue enviroment, surrounded by graphical falling water and waves, several marimos floating about. Zoro is picking one marimo up, looking at it curiously while Sanji observes him, his back to the camera and his hand slightly stained with blood.
My pieces for the @lemonlimeszbang.bsky.social ! Where I got to collaborate with Springtime4Persephone on a great story about a bunch of marimos~
Please check out the story on the link bellow! And give everyone else's work a look !
archiveofourown.org/works/82143056
[ #sanzo #zosan #onepiece ]
Saejima and Majima dressed like 80’s leatherdaddy rockabilly bikers, lit with harsh neon pink light rendered in crunchy silver age style screentones
Have some Streets of Fire SaeMaji bikers while I’m at it 🖊️🦑
Realise I have never drawn a scary/intimidating cowboy 🤔
One year, I wanna do a "Ten Commandments" drinking game. You drink every time Nefertari says 'Moses.'
But I don't know if that would be on the blasphemous scale or not.
(Genuinely though, this movie is STUNNING and it's worth watching every year).
Seriously though, I'm a cleaning machine.
(I didn't get rid of the tarot curtains. They're just in the wash).
Did a major closet clean and found these two.
I think I got these back in the 4!Kids days.
Sanji spins his legs if you move his arm and Zoro's swords attach with magnets.
Today we celebrate the JoJo who started it all. Happy Birthday, Jonathan Joestar 🎂
🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️
Fields of Blooming Yellow (2025)
Art Print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/ryot...