"The Pope is weak on crime."

Jesus was a criminal.

Bill Belicheck belongs in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

Barry Bonds belongs in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Donald Trump belongs in prison.

Life is not fair.

When you're only twelve inches tall, ten inches of snow is a LOT.

America needs a wealth tax.

If you work in the US DOJ, and you have any professional integrity, then it's time to submit your resignation.

Signed, somebody who had to do something similar nineteen years ago.

a man with a beard is talking to another man in a room . ALT: a man with a beard is talking to another man in a room .

If you supported Donald Trump because you believed in free speech:

Charlie Kirk fed that machine. He built his fortune on that machine. And today, that machine took his life.

The machine reminds us that we are the real Americans and that "they" (there's always a "they") are determined to destroy everything we hold dear. The machine doesn't actually drive policy- that's not its goal. It drives people to polarization.

The American political media machine is an unholy contrivance that runs on fear and hatred. Be it on cable news, a podcast, or an internet chat room, the machine assures us of our rightness and villifies those who believe differently.

Believing that a Republican career prosecutor would do anything other than fuck us over was never a realistic expectation.

The first critical thought I had in college was recognizing that the death penalty was an expensive, irreversible method of punishment that failed to deter crime in any meaningful way.

It doesn't exist in Illinois, and it shouldn't exist in America.

Sean Duffy is John Rocker without the fastball.

My grandmother got me one of these for my birthday a few years ago.

I take it out every now and then, just to put the neighborhood on notice.

Wasn't John Brown white?

Meanwhile:

Garth Brooks' writer Larry Bastian dies at 90 The musicians worked together on the very successful tunes Unanswered Prayers, The Dance and Friends In Low Places. They also co-created the knockout hit single Rodeo.

ME: The guy who wrote "I got Friends in Low Places"died.

MY WIFE: Maybe he really does.

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Jeff Bezos takes a tumble as he excitedly greets fiancée Lauren Sanchez after Blue Origin space flight Amazon and Blue Origin founder Jeff Bezos face-planted onto the Texas desert as he ran up to greet his fiancée Lauren Sanchez and the all-female crew when they returned to Earth on Monday morning.

Every time I see one of these flights, I think about the millions of people in this country who go without food and/or healthcare.

Then I look at guillotine blueprints.

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I have a joke about the American Economy, but only 1% of you would really get anything out of it.

Post dog. (Her name is Agatha.)

Russell Brand's conversion to Christianity appears to be complete.

The last time I went to Rendezvous, my wife looked up at me after I finished my ribs and said, "I'm not sure you stopped to breathe."

Toby Ziegler From the West Wing Explains the Benefits of Free Trade YouTube video by Whisper555

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Posting this for no reason whatsoever....

I used to feel this way about the people I went to church with.

I was mistaken; they were always broken, and I chose not to see it.

White House ordered firing of L.A. federal prosecutor on ex-Fatburger CEO case, sources say Adam Schleifer, a longtime financial fraud prosecutor, was dismissed from the U.S. Attorney's office in L.A. on Friday. He was pursuing charges against the former CEO of Fatburger, a Trump supporter, ...

Basically crimes are legal if A) they are the same kind of crimes the Trump family does and B) the judge or prosecutor is a Democrat, or C) you pay a bribe to the president. This is not an exaggeration.

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Modern American Journalism never fails to disappoint. Every time I think they've found the bottom, they find ways to sink even lower.

Everything and Anything featuring Jason Aldean.

Free Bird doesn't suck. A lot of the people who like it do, but that's not the same thing.

It's a Ronald Reagan line, so.... you're not wrong.