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Posts by Sarah Benchley

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Good morning Bluesky.

Say hello to our resident Orca, in front of the Seattle waterfront during a gorgeous PNW sunset. He was traveling with his family and T034s, T037/T037Bs. Those little ones in the pods are always the most playful ones. We love our whales. This photo should be a poster!

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Cold Mexican food in bed. πŸ€—

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Two middle-aged ladies at a comedy show in Seattle.

Two middle-aged ladies at a comedy show in Seattle.

One of my childhood besties treated us to a @margaretcho.bsky.social show tonight. Bitches be like, "I needed this," and it's an evening of comedy, Mexican food, and ASL interpreters signing dirty words.

It's us. We're bitches.

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Relatable.

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Your soul doesn't have a mate.

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Not overdramatic.

I know what I want.

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Leftist men fuck better.

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You know what's delicious?? The Dr Pepper Strawberry Cream milkshake from Jack In the Box. I recommend it going in, not coming back up. That was terrible. Haha

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One shitty turn deserves another.

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I'm on the Puget Sound in Washington State, as well. People with boats are rich people. You're not going to change my mind with anecdotes.

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That's you and your friends. You don't have to call them rich if you don't want to. My buddy that lived on a boat bc he "couldn't afford rent" was saving to buy property in Hawai'i. He still swears he isn't rich. Rich people love to say that. It's obnoxious.

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In six weeks. That's when I can see the dentist. Fuck my life. Pass the suppressants.

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My neighbors have a cherry tree. It just shat all over my back porch.

I love cleaning up messes I didn't make. It makes me feel young again.

I hate that fucking tree. I had no idea I could hate a tree this much.

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People that can afford sailboats are rich people. They're rich people that say they're not rich, but they are. Regular people can't afford sailboats.

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It doesn't make me sad when they menace rich people. Haha

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It really is best to not keep men in the house.

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Giant sea lions lounge on a sailboat

Giant sea lions lounge on a sailboat

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Xfinity wifi, you suck and that's sad. πŸ–•πŸΌ

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I'm sure Chaz will be devastated. πŸ™„

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I need an appetite suppressant. Not for weight loss. The dentist fucked up a filling and the back of my mouth is all cut to shit. It hurts to eat. I don't want to be starving until I can see the dentist.

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I tried jumping the other day. I looked like Elon Musk. πŸ˜”

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I went to the gym and walked on the treadmill for an hour and my feet and hip don't hurt. It may not sound like much but it's a win for me and the chronic postherpetic neuralgia that's finally going away.

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It’s insane to me that members of Congress who are revealed to be sexual predators/assaulters are being held to a much higher standard than that of the serial pedophile rapist criminal felon in the bulldozed White House. All should be ousted from power and sent to prison.

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"History doesn't do things; people do things. If there's fairness in this world, it has to come from us. And if we fail to act, there's no justice."

- @rutgerbregman.com

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I don't mind admitting that I hope the US and Israel suffer a crushing, devastating defeat in Iran. I hope this war collapses the entire US empire. My only loyalty is to humanity, and being on Team Human in today's world means being against the US empire and against Israel.

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God put the wind beneath his ass and sent him packing.

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There's a little bunny that sits in the garden by my car.

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I don't ever want to talk that way again.
I don't want to know people like that anymore.

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