I recently had boring tooth bother stuff. Soak face cloths and put them in the freezer. Then when they’re frozen you can curve them round your jaw on the painful bits. An absolute lifesaver. Half an hour of bliss.
If they ever have a gladiator with a long face and really big teeth they should call her Horsepower.
Auntie Ina Flammatory is coming to stay.
Irnbruprofen sound delicious!
Was watching One Battle After Another when the wean woke up. It’s just one battle after another, in’t it?
Kindle text image from Richard MacLean Smith’s book Unexplained. ‘Perhaps this concept of individuality is just an additional layer of sophistication in what is nothing but part of a DNA-driven strategy to heighten the illusion of self that keeps us fighting to live. We might argue that to do away with such ideas of individual self is where true liberty lies-to be removed from our delusions of separateness and our desire to be noticed’ Richard MacLean Smith Unexplained: Based on the 'world's spookiest podcast' #kindlequotes
I’m reading a book about paranormal… gubbins. The writing is the eyeball equivalent of trudging through treacle.
The neighbours round the corner are having a birthday party for their son and I can’t believe they haven’t invited me, a man they’ve never spoken to.
Weans are always getting expelled from Unicorn Academy. Ofsted needs to be taking a look at that shithole.
Vaxxed? 86 year olds don’t just die.
Manus the Human Anus
That can’t be the bloke’s real name. Probably a pseudonym to protect him from the wrath of the Big Ladder industry.
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Vape shops!
There should be a law that if you park on double yellow lines I should be able to burst your tires. POP POP POP POP!
Go away Dubai. No one likes you.
Heh heh heh. Kicked in the dicks.
Telling myself that it’s ok to have pizza two nights in a row because oven pizza is a totally different food group.
I really do not care for the OG Space Jam.
I love hanging a washing out in the early morning spring sunshine and it starts steaming like a giant dug turd.
It’s not art unless he has his willy out.
This is exactly the sort of mad shit I expect my Nicolas Cages to hit out with.
What a lovely balmy Glasgow afternoon.
“Now I am become sweaty, destroyer of comfort” - J. Robert Sweatyhammer
I judge an antibiotic not by its effectiveness, but by how needy it is. Four times a day? Lose a star. Empty stomach? Lose a star. Makes my pee smell? Lose a star.
Taxi driver stank to high heavens, but didn’t try to talk to me. Five stars.
A film about beavers and not one fanny joke in the whole thing. Utter woke nonsense.
Mentos chewing gum, total boakmeister. At least it’s not spearmint, the Prince Andrew of chewing gum flavours.
Having to go and see Pixar nonsense Hoppers at the cinema this weekend because apparently “Scream 7 isn’t suitable for a five year old, you freak”.
Tracey Champmanager will be joining us later with her new song Talkin’ ‘bout a Football Revolution.
We all still ram cotton wool buds into our ears even though we’re not meant to, don’t we?
Rest in peace, Kilnockie FC manager Gordon McLeod.