just hit 31 hours on campus with a 2 hour nap on the floor of the coffee room of the flight school and my brain feels like how Zubo for the Nintendo DS looks
Posts by Alfref
Breaking: he has exploded in a beautiful way
Everything reminds me of her
me after I eat all the pebbles in my friends garden while he isn't looking
The pokemon rap but I'm just listing people that everyone gets weird about online
Timothee
Bastani
Friedland and Mamdani
Also I've never heard the pokemon rap
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βWe hold warβs hand, / convinced that this is the last time / it waves catastrophe to usβ
β Hosam MaaroufΒ
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This poem appeared in The Baffler: Poems From Palestine, 2021. Shared here with deep gratitude.
probably The Citadel was the last game that made me feel umcomfy and it felt very provocative but I don't know if it felt tasteful just weird
I'm calling it the Formosa plan
My pitch: the island of Hormuz as a sovereign micronation populated by the most insane American-Iranian diaspora
Not now destroyed remains of a lost world falling to earth
Writing my thesis proposal and starting with "structures sometimes change shape in a way that is good and not bad"
im in such a rabbit hole rn what the fuck is this
never thought about it this way but this makes me feel like a winner for having to delay graduating a while
I've been thinking about these all day. I'm about to get into NFTs in the year of 2026
Instagram ad of a person sending a fucked up ai slop alien to someone on whatsapp
Send any contemplator you want to a friend FOR FREE
I hired Micheal Cera to unplug my life support on Cameo
Monday through Friday is just like this
You know i had to do it to em
Yesterday, I was trying to remember the name of a game from the 2010s that was proximity chat 2v2 stealth heist shooter that was exactly this
LinkedIn AI cranks have reinvented the AT field from Evangelion
Installing Create in Minecraft is like this
crosspost from r/trueanon "My old property manager sent me to collections 2 days after I moved out when I disputed some work they tried to bill me for. After sending photo evidence and threatening to take them to small claims court (total bluff I was out of PTO lol) they caved and wiped the debt and the collections agency sent me the validation in writing. Today I randomly get another collections call, this time from a self-identified AI agent (femme voice, kinda breathy, 40% stiff at this point in the call). I ask it some questions and it immediately becomes clear this is about the same debt. I get really angry and I'm about to start explaining the debt was cleared, but I stop short - am I really going to debase myself like a fat uncle arguing with Grok when it doesn't cite the crime statistics he was fishing for? No!!!!!! So I do the next best thing and I ask it to "help me come up with a repayment plan," which it obliges, and then I ask it to help me with a hypothetical to work through my budget. I explain that I'm just a little guy and that the debt is kind of like a giant woman trying to step on me and trample my shit. The AI is remarkably quick to pick up on this premise from whatever fetish webforum got vacuumed up with its training dataset. The AI is halfway through a vivid giantess trampling description when the call abruptly transfers to a call center where a sullen human employee (black woman, 80% stiff now, not in a racial style way though it's just because of the preceding conversation). She seems to have zero context on who she's even talking to and needs my name to look me up. She finds the debt in question and confirms it's got zero balance due and had been written off. Probably not worth reading into the fact that the AI agent was calling and asking me to provide a credit card number over the phone, I'm sure they would've proactively done the right thing if I had accidentally paid twice!"
aren't we all