Him: What would be your dream job
Me: Oh that's easy. Sitting on the back of a motorbike on the Tour de France pushing idiots into the ditch
Him: Oh come off it there's no such job
Me:

His defense will claim that document production would be overly-bourbonsome.

Kash's team will probably claim that the production of those documents in discovery is overly bourbonsome.

Thanks. Yes...crazy!

Lightening storm over prairie

Storm last night here in the NW suburbs

My face no longer matches my passport photo, says woman who never thought leopards would eat my face after voting for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Looks great!

Kamlager-Dove: Stevie Wonder can even see how much this war is costing us. Prices have gone up, and this dude is wanting to spend $2 billion of your money every single day rather than help you. Fuck him.

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

NEW: Chicago Progressive Partnership super PAC, which launched ads attacking Kat Abughazaleh and then eventually in favor of Bushra Amiwala as an apparent attempt to split the vote, has filed its FEC report, which reveals it was another shell group for AIPAC and its allies

Right on 🌠

Gold! 😂😂

Could you imagine nuclear weapons in the hands of religious zealots!?

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

Ezra Klein: "President Trump is practicing blasphemy the right way."

Little known fact: his wife Helene pictured here was appointed to the Illinois House to replace Nick Sauer, who resigned when he was accused of sharing his ex's nude pics.

I see so many people reposting Walsh's takes into my timeline like he's some legitimate voice of reason (glad to see an exception). Can't stand the guy. I'm amazed how many on the left he's managed to snow.

Joe on the right, here with Helene on the left, grifted to the center when his district turned purple because he knew the voters here were no longer buying the Trumpy bombast he was selling.

An ad for church Abuse and Molestation Liability Insurance

There's Molestation Liability Insurance marketed to churches. You know what doesn't exist?
Drag Show Molestation Insurance.

ThE aRT oF thE dEaL!

This has a real "meet you in Valhalla, brother" vibe.

My mum? Oh, you wouldn't know her. She went to a different nazi rally.

"SECRATARY"

omfg

Just realized I haven't heard Garron's take on this yet! I'm sure it will be "nuanced"!

If the Iran war sends the Saudi Arabian economy into a recession, sources believe its government would have to pare down to its most basic functions, such as funneling money to Jared Kushner.

@kairyssdal.bsky.social apparently altered image

Every single one of the astronauts who went to the moon and back on Artemis II was educated at a public school.

Thinking of the teachers who poured into Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen tonight. You helped send a kid to the moon!

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