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#TorontoMarlies #AHL #CalderCup

Hat trick for Lettieri
16-save shutout for Akhtyamov
= Marlies open playoffs with 5-0 win against the #RochesterAmericans!

Love it

I never get how you call the penalty and then also call embellishment. If it's a penalty, it's a penalty. Who cares if you sell it?

Nothing makes you appreciate a Sportsnet broadcast like an ESPN broadcast

I feel like I have to admit, it's William Shatner's spoken-word cover that's in my head..

Totally. The lyrics to Common People come to mind.

Yeessss

LET'S FUCKING GO BLUE JAYS, LET'S FUCKING GOOOO 💙⚾😭

Well, these negotiations are going just swimmingly.

We’re about to hear a lot of hand-wringing about how the internet did this to men but this is what men did to the internet.

Yikes.

Every time I am faced with a spiritual dilemma or moral conundrum I ask myself, "What Would JD Vance Do?" and then I do the opposite thing.

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Logan Shaw speaks to how proud he is of Ryan Tverberg ahead of his NHL debut 💙@TorontoMarlies

Viktor Orbán to try to regain seat in Hungarian parliament by running in Alberta’s Battle River—Crowfoot by-election.

If you win the Masters back to back you should get green pants

when you think you're in a mockumentary

Ew.

dick move by NASA to make the astronauts come back after they went through so much effort to get away from us

That's adorable!
Happy birthday!

Mammoth unveil new Zamboni design: ‘Zammoth’ | NHL.com Team redesigns old ice resurfacing machine from 2002 Salt Lake City Olympics

This is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

Utah Mammoth of the #NHL unveil new Zamboni design, “Zammoth”

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“we’re all traumatized by covid” ok but i specifically need to know if you were traumatized because the government cancelled brunch or because of all the death, this is a super important distinction

I know the tweet is Al generated when they use " ," before and.

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

As of this morning, the 10th-place team in the NHL by points% (Detroit) is not currently in a playoff spot but the 20th-place team (San Jose) is.

Ew, that's embarrassing

Haha, it's the forehead!

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The Vegas Golden Knights have fired Bruce Cassidy and named John Tortorella as their new head coach.

Thoughts on the move? 👀

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao