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a cartoon of a monster wearing sunglasses that says `` that wasn 't very cash money of you '' . ALT: a cartoon of a monster wearing sunglasses that says `` that wasn 't very cash money of you '' .

So. The offer was considerably lower than we had discussed. I called them on it immediately and stated what $$ HAD been discussed and that their offer was unacceptable. So we are negotiating. Hopefully we can wrap this up one way or the other tomorrow.
I’m so tired, yall. 😪

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a man with a beard says " don 't shave " ALT: a man with a beard says " don 't shave "

Several gym crushes have gotten major haircuts and/or changes to facial hair and internally I’m freaking out like those wives in those reaction vids where the husband does something similar and wifey just dries right up before our eyes

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a man with long hair and a beard looks angry ALT: a man with long hair and a beard looks angry

Today is not going as planned. Oh well.

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That is a middle aged man

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a woman is sitting next to another woman with her hand on her head and the words `` ok whatever '' . ALT: a woman is sitting next to another woman with her hand on her head and the words `` ok whatever '' .

Not me almost getting into a tussle with a couple of mean old queens that were shopping with me just now lol. They were in yesterday being jerks & I really didn’t think I’d see ‘em again. Was workin a deal for ‘em but I guess I wasn’t kissing enough ass or moving fast enough for their liking. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Hey guys?
Looks like I got the job.
Call scheduled for 10:30 tomorrow morning to discuss the deets! 🥳

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a woman holding a cup of coffee with the hashtag schitts creek ALT: a woman holding a cup of coffee with the hashtag schitts creek

Coworkers brought food for everyone both mornings this weekend. That was nice. See? I CAN say something positive about my job!

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a man is flexing his muscles in a gym with a sign that says gold gym in the background ALT: a man is flexing his muscles in a gym with a sign that says gold gym in the background

Arms!

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a cartoon of a cat lifting a dumbbell and another cat lifting a dumbbell ALT: a cartoon of a cat lifting a dumbbell and another cat lifting a dumbbell

Went to the gym after work to expend my work-stress energy and got a wink from one of my gym crushes. Next time we cross paths I’m chatting him up. #gymsky

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A precious bèbè ❤️

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two women are standing next to each other in an elevator and one of them is saying " i want to burn this place down " ALT: two women are standing next to each other in an elevator and one of them is saying " i want to burn this place down "

If it was just one thing it might be bearable, but no. It’s literally everything. From the minute I walk in the door til the minute I leave I’m dealing with a low-grade fury unlike anything I’ve ever experienced. I pray for this company’s downfall. I am not kidding.

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a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a brown hat ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a brown hat

Decent sales for me today at work, but this place is still
a dumpster fire and I hate everyone here. Worst corporate culture EVER.

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And get paid for it too 😈

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I just had 3 chocolate covered cherries and a banana for my dessert.

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Visuals. Our first listen. Performing with #Sabrina at #Coachella!
Oh, mother is feeding us this week my bèbès 😭 #madonna

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And lengthy

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patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling and says " oh yeah " ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling and says " oh yeah "
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Face of a man who just crushed his before-work final interview.
Feeling positive about the interaction, remaining hopeful about the outcome, braced for any outcome.

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Is this what yall talkin bout?

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a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium and says `` i hate my job '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium and says `` i hate my job '' .

Manager decided to berate me for how I mishandled a customer (I didn’t) so I replied with a bit of criticism of my own. I was accused of being sarcastic. I was not being sarcastic. I was being dead serious. And my criticism was more founded than what I was berated for. Need to quit this job asap.

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a close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask with the words `` me at work '' written on the bottom . ALT: a close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask with the words `` me at work '' written on the bottom .

Feelin like 🗑️ but I’m at work

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Took a little nap to try and warm up. It helped. Head is still hurting and I ache all over. Not sure how this is gonna translate in the morning. 😬

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a cartoon character is laying in a bed with a pillow ALT: a cartoon character is laying in a bed with a pillow

Why have I been sick all afternoon? Headache, chills, aches and pains all over. Feel slightly better atm, but not great 😭

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Right??? I’m kinda gobsmacked by it and I’ve been working with these women for three months. Still a bit of a shock when I see ‘em puffing away. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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a squirrel standing on its hind legs with the words vape written on the bottom ALT: a squirrel standing on its hind legs with the words vape written on the bottom

I work with two pregnant women and they both still
vape. 💨 Is this a thing? They’ve both got a million excuses as to why it’s totally fine to do this.
I’m dubious. 🤨

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Final interview! It’s either just me and this is sort of a formality or there’s one other candidate I need to beat. Either way this is nice. Closest I’ve gotten to something I actually want. Staying optimistic but also realistic. These are dark times and disappointment abounds.

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a man in a suit and tie says all i can do right now is put on a brave face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie says all i can do right now is put on a brave face .

Funny how as I’m trying my best to leave this job I’m actually starting to do really well at it. A good thing for sure bc if the job offer I want doesn’t come thru I am feeling more confident about
making this work til the right offer does come my way.

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Thought I was putting on a different black shirt. This one usually gets a tank underneath. But not today. Today there will be belly peeks all day. 🙈

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Singer Slayyyter with long blonde wavy hair. She is wearing a handmade, strapless, white & off-white top.

Singer Slayyyter with long blonde wavy hair. She is wearing a handmade, strapless, white & off-white top.

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Miss #Slayyyter said “not in this economy!” & made her #Coachella performance outfit herself. #musicsky

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a man wearing a hoodie says gorgeous ALT: a man wearing a hoodie says gorgeous
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