time for us to go back to GBS

stop, you’re making me buy blush

Hockey Night in Uath

Tkachuk him out of the playoffs

(56k no)

me, typically 8 weeks into the NFL and fantasy football seasons

geese on the field, ducks on the ice

i agree but also know the characteristics of the airport you’re flying out of & pay attention to the news. my city’s regional airport never has a wait for TSA even during govt shutdowns, you can get there one hour before your flight leaves and you’ll get bored waiting around

🦩

Final:
Mammoth 2
GoldenKnights 4

that’s a nice “fuck you” empty net goal

spaüs has already said “boy aquarium” three times tonight

🛡️ go Knights go ⚔️

show me your bloobs

at differing times in my life i wore a 49ers hat & Mets hat

i must respectfully disagree, unless they send the Ducks packing

🛡️go knights go ⚔️

Who is Dariambo?

dinner! left side of plate is a ribeye steak with a pat of compound butter. bottom of plate is smothered green beans w/bacon and garlic. right side of plate is a pre-made twice-baked potato, seemed to be made with butter and cheese

celebrating the spaüs’s birthday with a mostly homemade dinner. the potatoes were pre-made, everything else was me. reverse-sear ribeye, smothered green beans, twice-baked potatoes.

PRUNE JUICE. CHILLED.

#DodgersWin!

FINAL: #Dodgers 7, Rockies 1

address the AI drive-thru exactly as you’d address a Star Trek replicator, at least until the live person comes on so you can resume being polite

i’ll work on my poses tonight so i’m ready

but i combed my hair!

so we’ve given up satire to report the facts?

Final:
Kraken 1
GoldenKnights 4

well worth it!

buying a Zune & loading it with Phil Collins music so i can have the Genesis Device

Calling in fat to work

raw salmon is food from a divine source