The way my soul exited my body in laughter reading this must be studied. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ah, Danso… 😔

Man…Kevin Danso…that was…not great defense. 😔 #COYS

XAVI SIMONS GOLAZOOOOO #COYS

I’m ready to be hurt again. #COYS

“The woman was alive, well & unbothered, absorbed in what officers could only describe as a “bubble pop” game on her 📱 . She didn’t even hear the officers enter her home & announce themselves. She was, to quote the vernacular, “locked in” to beat her previous high score. Gamers call it “the zone.” 🤣

Haven’t even finished reading this and this…I just….this is just a level of depravity I don’t even know how to verbalize other than that this is just pure evil.

Pour one out for all the racist abuse Camavinga is getting/is going to get. 😔

Timeline cleanser. 😌

Consequential.

Yeah, let’s just call it.

They’re going to find out who this is and this person is def going to lose their job. But also…STOP PLAYIN! 🥹

This still hurts. 😔😔😔

DON’T EVER SAY SIX SEVEN

SNL BUT MAKE IT BRITISH

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE (but make sure the cameras are on)

Notable.

Relevant.

“Music festivals should be places where all communities feel welcome, not venues that platform individuals with records of profiteering from antisemitism, racism, and other repulsive views.”

I can’t believe Madrid wet the bed like that in front of god. 🤦🏿‍♂️

a group of medieval knights are dancing in a dark room . ALT: a group of medieval knights are dancing in a dark room .

“Let’s not go to Leesburg. It is a silly place.”

#RuledByFools

Hang this quote in the Louvre.

The Messi Effect: How the Global Legend Changed the Future of American Soccer How the Global Legend Changed the Future of American Soccer

Hey, Pablo! Excited to read this. Just a heads up, your link didn’t work for some reason but here’s one I found that does. 🙂

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Good morning! 🐶

Zavier Gozo with an absolutely FILTY goal, dios mío. #RSLvSKC #MLS

BLASPHEMY. But also, I wouldn’t want Viggo Mortensen besmirching himself with this cash grab. 👀

BOOOOOOOOOO.

Starting to think Pulisic isn’t ready for the big time. Off year? Off season?

#JusticeForZidane